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Florida man injured after sticking his arm in jaguar pen
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:13 am
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:13 am
What a dumbass 
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A Florida man got clawed by a jaguar at the Jacksonville Zoo Wednesday, after he jumped over a safety barrier and stuck his arm into an enclosure
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Witnesses told the station that the predatory park visitor had egged on the big cats before he hopped over a gate and into the “Range of the Jaguar” exhibit.
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He then apparently tried to get the attention of the wild animals, leading one of them to swipe his arm.
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One zoogoer said she saw employees cleaning up a trail of blood after the man was carried out with his arm bandaged
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He was lucky the jaguar didn’t latch on, Maloney said, otherwise, “it would have been a very different story.”
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 11:14 am
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Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:14 am to DemonKA3268
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egged on the big cats before he hopped over a gate and into the “Range of the Jaguar” exhibit.
fricked around and found out
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:14 am to DemonKA3268
Shoulda just let his dumbarse in the pen. Let Darwin really get to work his magic.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:14 am to DemonKA3268
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Jacksonville
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jaguar
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:14 am to DemonKA3268
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Jacksonville
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Jaguar
Checks out
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:19 am to DemonKA3268
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Witnesses told the station that the predatory park visitor had egged on the big cats before he hopped over a gate and into the “Range of the Jaguar” exhibit.
Think he called them “pussies”?
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:19 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:23 am to DemonKA3268
Never understood the “teasing caged animals” thing”. What’s accomplished?
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:25 am to DemonKA3268
Good kitty.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:26 am to DemonKA3268
That dude had to know Tebow would do anything to make the team.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:37 am to High C
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Never understood the “teasing caged animals” thing”. What’s accomplished?
Pain
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:40 am to DemonKA3268
Jaguar gonna jaguar, Siegfried.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:41 am to DemonKA3268
Can’t fix stupid!
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:43 am to CHSTigersFan
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Can’t fix stupid!
True but I would be willing to bet he doesn't do it again.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:43 am to DemonKA3268
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tried to get the attention of the wild animals
Well it worked.
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park visitor had egged on the big cats before he hopped over a gate and into the “Range of the Jaguar” exhibit.
This post was edited on 7/29/21 at 11:47 am
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:56 am to DemonKA3268
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Florida man
Most informative detail in the entire story.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 11:57 am to DemonKA3268
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True but I would be willing to bet he doesn't do it again.
Ya know I’d like to think you’re right, but some of these dumbasses today…..
Posted on 7/29/21 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
For fricks sake. Should have done the gene pool a favor and just stuck his head in there.
Posted on 7/29/21 at 1:03 pm to DemonKA3268
Liberals
Posted on 7/29/21 at 2:12 pm to DemonKA3268
This is the great part of life.
It’s when stupid people learn there are major consequences for being stupid
It’s when stupid people learn there are major consequences for being stupid
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