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re: Florida man gets 20 years for cutting off Jody’s penis with some scissors.

Posted on 3/4/21 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 3:59 pm to
You're a mental midget if you want to destroy your life over a cheating partner.

I will never understand people who get pissed at Jody or Judy and not at their cheating partners.
Posted by KickPuncher
Member since Jun 2020
754 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

at least he was courteous enough to apply a tourniquet

Florida man was like, "I didn't want to kill him, I just wanted his soul to die!"
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19188 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:01 pm to
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Holy shite....Jody was defeated


Understatement of the year. More like permanently shelved.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39012 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Investigators never specified a motive for the assault; however they said Bonilla had discovered the neighbor having sex with his wife about two months prior.



I hope the investigators were able to figure out why he did it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65601 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Investigators never specified a motive for the assault; however they said Bonilla had discovered the neighbor having sex with his wife about two months prior.


I hope the investigators were able to figure out why he did it.


Florida. The gift that just keeps giving.
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:18 pm to
Jody fricked around and found out
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
12973 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I see now. Wow, what a dick move.


I see what you did there
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21702 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:21 pm to
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pleaded no contest

Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146422 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146422 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:27 pm to
what did he do with the penis after he cut it off?
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29029 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

what did he do with the penis after he cut it off?

Well first you make a roux
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65601 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34515 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 4:54 pm to
Holy crap. That must have really hurt.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27243 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:15 pm to


looks like a hispanic version of Richard Condon
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

He’ll get in more trouble for the blackface.

Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68338 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:28 pm to
What happened to that dude going on a date with a divorced chick?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98683 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

You think he was circling his own two daughters?


What about “Florida Man” did you not understand?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:33 pm to
Why keep it???

Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98683 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:33 pm to
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That's a long time to stew on that shite.


Revenge is a dish best severed penis.
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
2743 posts
Posted on 3/4/21 at 5:37 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/14/21 at 10:33 pm
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