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Five parrots separated at zoo after encouraging each other to swear at guests

Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:32 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19180 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:32 am
Dirty birds

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A UK wildlife sanctuary has been forced to separate five naughty parrots after they wouldn't stop swearing at visitors.
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Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade and Elsie were removed from public viewing this week due to their inappropriate behaviour.
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But they quickly overwhelmed the staff with their naughty language.
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Rather than being offended, most zoo visitors found the foul-mouthed parrots amusing, with the sanctuary confirming no complaints had been made.
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"When a parrot tells you to 'f*** off' it amuses people very highly,"
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Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19341 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:33 am to
That's one of the most British things ever
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65559 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:34 am to

Bloody hell that's outstanding
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7230 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:35 am to
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But they quickly overwhelmed the staff with their naughty language.


Bollocks!
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15495 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:35 am to
I don’t know why but it’s always hilarious to hear children or parrots bust out a curse word. Only in the context of them repeating what they hear without knowing the meaning.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
693 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:36 am to
That story just made my day. Can we recruit them and strategically place them at BLM protests and Covid related press conferences?
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:36 am to
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"When a parrot tells you to 'f*** off' it amuses people very highly,"


I would laugh.

Obviously the people at the zoo tell each other that pretty often if the parrots learned it.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 8:45 am
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94671 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:38 am to
Andrew Jackson once had a parrot that like to do that.

At his funeral, they had to remove it from the area because it was cursing up a blue streak.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8811 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:39 am to
I just hope those majestic birds are getting proper dental care over there.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8284 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:40 am to
That’s the great things about parrots.
Posted by Specktricity
Lafayette
Member since May 2011
1232 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:41 am to
There missing a good opportunity. I would pay extra to see that.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35535 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:42 am to
That is awesome.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:42 am to
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I would pay extra to see that.


So would I.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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155258 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:42 am to
BWAAAAAA frick off BWAAA
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:43 am to
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35535 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:44 am to
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I would pay extra to see that.
They should have an adult section where you can see those parrots and also say whatever you want.

Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3360 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:48 am to
There was a small zoo in my hometown in SC that had a chimp in a smaller cage who would motion for you to “come here”. When you came closer he would start wacking off. I’m guessing that’s why he was at that zoo and not the one in Columbia.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11526 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:51 am to
So I guess my Mama was right about that ole "birds of a feather..." thing.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:59 am to
Set up a full bar for “A Night with the Profane Parrots” and they’d have to take reservations for months.
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12234 posts
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:01 am to
Funny.
During Andrew Jackson's funeral at the Hermitage Plantation, hie pet parrot had to be quickly removed from the scene because it kept cursing at the mourners.
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