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YipSkiddlyDooo
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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Which part of that story would make the boyfriend lawyer up?


I mean, if that story was true and I was the boyfriend I would have gotten a lawyer as soon as she was reported missing. Even if I had a good explanation, im not saying a word until an attorney tells me to.

Of course, the more likely scenario is he knows something and is covering his arse. But in the context of that hypothetical story, I think it’s reasonable that he lawyered up even knowing he’s totally innocent of any wrongdoing.


SuperSaint
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
What’s the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia?


About 20 seconds


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Bama Bird
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
Based on the area and context, sounds like this guy might've fallen for the Yellowstone 'murder-zone' meme


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johnnydrama
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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Cute but that retarded tattoo knocks her down a few points.


Yeah, there's that. And also she's probably dead.


jatilen
Member since May 2020
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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Laundrie is back home, lawyered up and not talking.


If he isn't even bothering to issue any kind of public statement, she's dead.


LSUGrad9295
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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Laundrie is back home, lawyered up and not talking.


He may face a lot of charges by the time this is over. Possibly murder, kidnapping, hindering prosecution, and lying to authorities. A veritable "Laundrie list", if you will...


tigerpimpbot
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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But tattoos are completely acceptable on normal white collar folks out west. Weirdos

Here in gods country tattoos are trashy as they should be


Just got back from Vegas and I can confirm. Tats on arrybody, doctors, lawyers, strippers etc. it’s fricking crazy.


fancy like applebees
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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mean, if that story was true and I was the boyfriend I would have gotten a lawyer as soon as she was reported missing.


Before even being contacted by the police? That looks guilty AF bro.

By all means lawyer up when they want to talk but clamming up and not helping with a search looks bad by any stretch.


DiamondDog
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
She probably OD'd and he dumped her at some clinic with No ID. Probably Jane Doe now in some rural morgue.


TheIrishFro
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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Before even being contacted by the police? That looks guilty AF bro.


Looks guilty but it’s the smart thing to do. The cops are not on his side and he’ll have a target on his back. Their job is to arrest and get someone convicted, if there is any crack or suspicion in his story then they’ll try to arrest him as a suspect. I don’t have the video ready to share but there’s an eye-opening video of a lawyer and police officer giving a lecture at a university about when to talk to the police. The basic answer is never from the lawyer as you can find ways to incriminate yourself even if you’re innocent. The cop goes up and basically agrees that all the lawyer says is true.

So yeah shouldn’t proclaim to the world that he has a lawyer of course for optics but he’ll need one and the sooner the better.


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TomballTiger
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Member since Jan 2007
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
No part of the story makes him lawyer up. The Constitution affords him that unfettered right. The thing that compels him would be incompetent cops, corrupt DAs (most of these law school b0ttom dwellers are dirty at worst and unethical at best), and dumb jurors.


AUbagman
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
He's 23? Dude is straight up bald.


Proximo
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
Why didn’t he notify the police in the state he last saw her and at the time he last saw her? At least let the lawyer communicate that information to them if you love your girlfriend and want her found.


tigerinthebueche
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Member since Oct 2010
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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She has two small tattoos,


Then another cute girl fricked up her looks
with nasty tattoos.
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Sus-Scrofa
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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She probably OD'd and he dumped her at some clinic with No ID. Probably Jane Doe now in some rural morgue.


I vote something like this. They were probably doing something stupid, OD, or some dangerous edge of a cliff type selfie, etc. that got her killed, and he panicked and left.

Or he killed her.


SECdragonmaster
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
Imagine being missing and they identify you as a “youtuber”.



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YNWA
Yale Fan
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
I had no idea people down south hate tattoos. LOL.


smoke225
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
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re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
Im gonna go with He Killed Her.


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Havoc
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Member since Nov 2015
14044 posts

re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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Then a week later the girl turns up in the Bakersfield police station after the dopehead she cheated on the boyfriend with slapped her around and threw her out after he got tired of her.

Yes, that’s what happened, that’s why the boyfriend lawyered up and refuses to talk.
Idiot.


RogerTheShrubber
LSU Fan
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
201675 posts

re: FBI says body is Gabby's, death was homicide...Warrant issued for Brian Laundrie's arrest
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You can't assume that the boyfriend killed her.


He killed her or she overdosed, regardless the BF not reporting her sure makes the odds extremely high on the former. Its pretty safe to assume he knows where the body is and he needs to be a man, and fess up.


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