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Drunken man obliviously lights wedding and himself on fire
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:15 pm
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Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:15 pm to OMLandshark
Saw this the other day. Cringe when the woman at end tells him to calm down.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:16 pm to nolanola
Yeah, who in their right mind would tell some drunken fatass to calm down after he lit part of the wedding venue on fire?!?
This post was edited on 7/4/22 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:17 pm to nolanola
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Saw this the other day. Cringe when the woman at end tells him to calm down.
Doesn’t change that she’s a buzzkill, but I’m guessing that’s his wife.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:17 pm to NFLSU
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Yeah, who in their right mind would tell some drunken fatass to calm down after he lit part of the wedding venue on fire.
What's the big deal? He put it out.
I've never reached "Fire Proof" level of drunk. Respect.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:18 pm to OMLandshark
I like the residual thrusts he did after he glimpsed the barrel on fire, like he was gettin that last nut out. 
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:18 pm to LegendInMyMind
Id argue his awareness level was much higher than 0. Now his give a frick level might have been 0
This post was edited on 7/4/22 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:23 pm to OMLandshark
So there was a little fire, only natural when a baw with those dance moves gets unleashed. Why do those women look so miserable and un-entertained? I thought women loved weddings.
This post was edited on 7/4/22 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
Only one with some sense besides the drunk was the woman that removed the white cloth next to the fire. Everyone else was either shrieking or recording like a limp wristed sissy.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:41 pm to OMLandshark
Calm down? Give us more, Heckno Viking
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:42 pm to NFLSU
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Yeah, who in their right mind would tell some drunken fatass to calm down after he lit part of the wedding venue on fire?!?
Kinda cring on both people's parts. He looks like a fool tho.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:43 pm to OMLandshark
Seemed to be testing the temperature of the fire before he put it out. Immediately goes back to dancing before the scolding that any woman has a responsibility to give.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:50 pm to OMLandshark
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awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100
Dude just won Twitter with that title...
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:55 pm to OMLandshark
Of course buzz kill Karen has to make an appearance at the end.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 12:55 pm to OMLandshark
That shite literally has me pissing on myself at work... Thanks for posting...
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:00 pm to OMLandshark
Thats funny as shite.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:01 pm to OMLandshark
The look on that woman’s face
I’ve been that woman before.
I’ve been that woman before.
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:02 pm to OMLandshark
I would have lost it if he said “put it on my tab.”
Posted on 7/4/22 at 1:02 pm to NFLSU
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drunken fatass to calm down after he lit part of the wedding
Put it out no foul
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