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Do you ever make up new curse words?

Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:02 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:02 pm
My uncle’s dad used to make up new curse words and say them out loud to himself 50 times before getting out of bed in the morning.

I never did that, but I did make up dumb words on the spot lol

I use to say geroni instead of bolognie and lofus instead of doofus. Also, I would yell “bull!” instead of yelling “shite!”.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37365 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:03 pm to
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My uncle’s dad


You mean your grandad?
This post was edited on 7/14/22 at 1:04 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:03 pm to
Son of a Biscuit Eater this is a dumb thread!
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:04 pm to
Son of a buggah!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53314 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:05 pm to
The Mormons are masters at that.
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:07 pm to
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You mean your grandad?


Only a sure thing if he is from Alabama.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:09 pm to
Bawpawfricker.
This post was edited on 7/14/22 at 1:10 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5170 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:09 pm to
No, my uncle married my dad’s sister.

I guess that sounded wittier in your head

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63729 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:11 pm to
I started a similar thread years ago after I burned myself getting a pizza out of the oven, I exclaimed "Mother Ratfrick!". I don't know where it came from in my head, but "Motherfrick" apparently wasn't good enough.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38412 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:11 pm to
My grandfather was a farmer. When he was working on a piece of farm equipment and pissed off he would throw out some "motor frickers".
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:17 pm to
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I use to say geroni instead of bolognie and lofus instead of doofus.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123739 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:19 pm to
All the time.

You can’t get in trouble if it’s made up.

Gat dang gooniegoos, woongas, peffle-poofers, snog-snags and poyfos ruining this damn city
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
4105 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:19 pm to
Im attempting to substitute "cuss" for any cursing ala Fantastic Mr.Fox.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:20 pm to
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All the time.

You can’t get in trouble if it’s made up.

Gat dang gooniegoos, woongas, peffle-poofers, snog-snags and poyfos ruining this damn city


I bet you thought this/these were clever and funny.

Yawn
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:22 pm to
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fr33manator


ahoy, it's Lewis Carroll of the briny deep
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123739 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:23 pm to
Oh, and I forgot Mingos.


Mingos are the worst. Like chihuahuas without the Mexican charm.

Like an evil gnome.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64295 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:24 pm to
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You mean your grandad?


quote:

Only a sure thing if he is from Alabama.


Eh, I’m pretty sure it’s universal that no matter what state you’re from, your uncle’s farther is going to be your grandfather. The only exception would be if your uncle is married into your family and your aunt is the one you’re blood related.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:24 pm to
You really are trying hard to be terrible
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123739 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:24 pm to
Shakespeare had some GREAT insults you can still get away with.




Thou impertinent, waffle-eared wag-maiden
This post was edited on 7/14/22 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64295 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 1:27 pm to
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fr33manator


You sir are a gleeking clapper-clawed coxcomb.
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