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Damn white people and their [shuffles deck, pulls card] working in the office

Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120106 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:05 pm
Apple is forcing people to return to the office. This is racist and sexist.

quote:

Apple will likely always find people willing to work here, but our current policies requiring everyone to relocate to the office their team happens to be based in, and being in the office at least 3 fixed days of the week, will change the makeup of our workforce. It will make Apple younger, whiter, more male-dominated, more neuro-normative, more able-bodied, in short, it will lead to privileges deciding who can work for Apple, not who’d be the best fit.


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Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5450 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

but our current policies requiring everyone to relocate to the office their team happens to be based in, and being in the office at least 3 fixed days of the week, will change the makeup of our workforce. It will make Apple younger, whiter, more male-dominated, more neuro-normative, more able-bodied, in short, it will lead to privileges deciding who can work for Apple, not who’d be the best fit.


Who knew showing up to work was a white thing?
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
26877 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:07 pm to
They wanted me to relocate to Austin and I had to turn them down.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21303 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:07 pm to
Learn to code!
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64026 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:07 pm to
Damn able-bodied workers. Imagine 15-20 years ago people bitching about productive workers going to work.
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 12:09 pm
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
6911 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

in short, it will lead to privileges


All you gots to be is Black and Gay..

Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2336 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Who knew showing up to work was a white thing?


I think most people know this. Lol.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70433 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

more neuro-normative


Da frick?

quote:

more able-bodied, in short, it will lead to privileges deciding who can work for Apple, not who’d be the best fit.


You'd think that able-bodied would be the best fit.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20881 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:11 pm to
Poor babies actually have to get up and go into the office? I wonder how they will survive
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19306 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:11 pm to
Our FedGov agency recently started a "return to office" policy (minimum two days per two-week pay period).

I chose Wednesdays for personal reasons.

There were FOUR people in the office. Two are contractors working in IT. The third came in so IT could fix his computer. I was the fourth.
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7396 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Apple younger, whiter, more male-dominated, more neuro-normative, more able-bodied


It's no secret they have a problem with white males. But why these other three?
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2577 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:12 pm to
Every morning I look in the mirror and yell "curse my evil white skin!!!"
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63768 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:12 pm to
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neuro-normative


I had to look this one up.

It basically means "doesn't have any particular apparent mental illness".

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259525 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

more neuro-normative,
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5450 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

most people


Sarcasm baw.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Who knew showing up to work was a white thing?



Everyone, baw
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55520 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:18 pm to
If Apple is forcing people (back) to the office, I have to imagine there won’t be many companies that are fully remote for a long period of time
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22773 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:19 pm to
Is this all companies need to do to purge their equity hires? Require attendance be taken? Seems like a solid strategy.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52607 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:27 pm to
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neuro-normative


I had to look this one up.

It basically means "doesn't have any particular apparent mental illness".


amazing.
Posted by ATCTx
Member since Nov 2016
1053 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:28 pm to
When the Left media/corporate/democrats culture attempts to demonize white people and promote non-whites, they end up unintentionally doing the exact opposite.

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