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Clumps of cells in 100 birthing peoples body’s smile when fed carrots, sad when fed kale
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:10 am
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:10 am
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Apparently cells not only feel physical pain while invading these birthing people’s bodies, but they also experience emotion. Snip snip, suck suck
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Findings were released Wednesday from a new study of nearly 100 pregnant women and their fetuses in England in which the mothers were fed capsules filled with powdered versions of kale and carrots. For the study, which was published in the Sage Journals, researchers gave 35 women the equivalent of one medium-sized carrot while 34 women consumed the equivalent of 100 grams of chopped kale. The rest of the participants did not consume either.
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After 20 minutes, 4D ultrasound images showed varying facial reactions from the fetuses depending on what they were fed. The fetuses exposed to the carrot appeared to be smiling while those exposed to kale looked to be grimacing. The control group did not have the same responses.
Apparently cells not only feel physical pain while invading these birthing people’s bodies, but they also experience emotion. Snip snip, suck suck
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 11:13 am
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Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:12 am to Kujo
I’m trying to decipher the title of this thread. 
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:12 am to Kujo
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researchers gave 35 women the equivalent of one medium-sized carrot
those researchers frick
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:13 am to WildcatMike
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I’m trying to decipher the title of this thread.
I understand modern lingo. I understood perfectly. Plus I saw the pictures out there in another article I did not read.
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:13 am to Kujo
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birthing peoples body
Woke word for woman?
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:13 am to Kujo
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birthing peoples
There’s a word for that and it’s “women”
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:14 am to Kujo
Birthing people have claimed for a long time that their clumps of cells react to different foods but I always thought it was an aged feminine identity spouse's tale.
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:21 am to Slagathor
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:22 am to Kujo
I love when these people unknowingly admit the opposite of what they preach 
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:23 am to Kujo
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The fetuses exposed to the carrot appeared to be smiling while those exposed to kale looked to be grimacing. The control group did not have the same responses.
Probably because a baby being fed kale knows that mom is a liberal that could choose to murder it at any moment in the name of convenience
ETA: Sometimes you gotta go full poliboard
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 11:29 am
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:24 am to Kujo
Seems like they would be grimmacing at both. If one was ice cream and the other was kale, it would make some level of sense. Also is this study to show all fetuses like it when mommy eats carrots but don't like kale?
This study is weird. And for that reason, I'm out.
This study is weird. And for that reason, I'm out.
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:26 am to WildcatMike
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I’m trying to decipher the title of this thread.
you dont speak the liberaleze?
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:27 am to deeprig9
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And for that reason, I'm out.
And not a single person gave a frick
Posted on 9/23/22 at 11:30 am to Kujo
quote:I already can't trust this study.
birthing peoples
Posted on 9/23/22 at 12:07 pm to Kujo
“Clumps of cells”
From the article, the fetuses were 32 to 36 weeks gestational age
From the article, the fetuses were 32 to 36 weeks gestational age
Posted on 9/23/22 at 12:13 pm to Kujo
Why did they omit pregnant men from this study? Pretty sexist if you ask me.
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 9/23/22 at 12:13 pm to Kujo
Kale sucks... Babies prove it...
Posted on 9/23/22 at 12:13 pm to Kujo
This is just a manufactured study designed to convince people that men have the right to take control of a woman's body.
Posted on 9/23/22 at 12:32 pm to Kujo
Now do ribeye steak and bourbon vs soy milk and a salad
Posted on 9/23/22 at 12:33 pm to Kujo
Now do fentanyl, meth and heroin.
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