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re: Can your wife/gf put down a lot of food?

Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:56 am to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8693 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:56 am to
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Sometimes though, you’ll find one who doesn’t give a shite.


Yeah and they're usually 300lbs and drinking soda straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21763 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:56 am to
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It's funny how they do have their certain foods that they can just obliterate. Mine can absolutely crush some crawfish and sushi.

Mine is like that with a properly cooked steak and can crush crawfish but will restrain herself because of the sodium
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10550 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:10 pm to
I always find it a bit creepy and pathetic when people reference threads from 3 months ago or a year ago as if it’s current events.

It makes it seem that they have way too much time on their hands and no life.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:14 pm to
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Can your wife/gf put down a lot of food?



On holidays, yes. She's 5' 3", 125 and will eat normal the majority of the year, but come Thanksgiving/Christmas, she'll be the one going for thirds. I have no idea where she puts it based off her eating habits the rest of the year.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:15 pm to
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I always find it a bit creepy and pathetic when people reference threads from 3 months ago or a year ago as if it’s current events.


Sorry for having an insane memory baw
Posted by L5ut1g3r
Member since Mar 2019
1572 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:17 pm to
This woman of mine is a very picky eater but will knock out 5-6 pounds of crawfish like it’s nobody’s business!
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52443 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:21 pm to
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Mine can eat a sack of crawfish but barely eats other than that


This. Only time I see my wife eat what I consider a lot.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20053 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:31 pm to
When I first met my wife I was in my early 40's and twice divorced. She was in her mid 30's and divorced from her first husband.

Here she is at 5' 6" tall and about 115 lbs. and I'm telling you that gal could eat like a hungry longshoreman on lunch break. I used to joke with her that if her tapeworm ever died she'd blow up like a balloon.

She is now 66 and still cuts a good figure but her caloric intake has shifted considerably over the years as she no longer "Consumes mass quantities" to borrow a line from the movie "The Coneheads".

The running joke I had was to tell people I'd rather clothe her than feed her as it was much cheaper in the long run.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10020 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:34 pm to
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Somehow she stays petite.


Lots of Jodys in her life.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9426 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:36 pm to
My girlfriend's really skinny with kind of odd eating habits and usually eats a lot more than me at dinner, especially desserts and fruit after dinner. She just eats fruit or a protein bar during the day, if anything.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10550 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:37 pm to
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she can put down a seafood buffet


That’s unfortunate because the farts must be horrific afterwards.

Seafood boil gas is the worst.
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17007 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:56 pm to
usually the smallest your wife will ever be is on your first date
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
2055 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:08 pm to
Horsey you scared me.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2201 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:49 pm to
my wife eats twice what I eat. but she doesn't eat bread, sweets, fatty meat, cereals etc. hovers around 120. dessert for her is a piece of dark choc
breakfast is greek yogurt, frozen blueberries and pecans. each precisely portioned to a set weight. every. single. day. (although a rare oatmeal substitution is allowed) along with coffee with lots of milk and sweetened with honey. all of this after drinking 24 ounces of water and 12 oz of matcha
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 1:58 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39687 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:51 pm to
No.

We usually split meals b/c neither one of us eats a lot.
She does love her sone crawfish, though.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12465 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:59 pm to
Let me tell you now she can eat her own weight up in crab meat
And there's plenty of that down there by the sea
Well, we're sailing in those warm December breezes
Sendin' picture post cards back to Tennessee.

'Cause I don't want the thing that brings confusion
Where people recognize you on a plane
All I want's the quiet and the comforts
That livin' with my lovely lady brings.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12300 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 2:04 pm to
My wife eats very little. I end up cleaning her plate. Which is not good for me.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74909 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 2:31 pm to
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My wife is a pescatarian and is 5’9 and maybe 125-130.
We want pics of her, no cares what her religion is.

Duh.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5732 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 2:35 pm to
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We want pics of her, no cares what her religion is.

Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21948 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 4:40 pm to
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