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Can your wife/gf put down a lot of food?
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:17 am
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:17 am
Most women act all dainty around food and like they don’t eat much. They scrimp out on stuff and act all picky.
Sometimes though, you’ll find one who doesn’t give a shite. My cousin’s wife is an example of this. She’s six feet tall and can put down food with the best of them. She told him on the first date that he better not expect her to order a salad. She wants real food.
How about y’all? Can your wife put down some food? Can she handle a whole Big Mac meal or Whopper Meal on her own?
Sometimes though, you’ll find one who doesn’t give a shite. My cousin’s wife is an example of this. She’s six feet tall and can put down food with the best of them. She told him on the first date that he better not expect her to order a salad. She wants real food.
How about y’all? Can your wife put down some food? Can she handle a whole Big Mac meal or Whopper Meal on her own?
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Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:19 am to cbree88
If on a first date a woman told me to plan for feeding a horse the first date would have also been the last.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:20 am to cbree88
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Sometimes though, you’ll find one who doesn’t give a shite. My cousin’s wife is an example of this. She’s six feet tall and can put down food with the best of them. She told him on the first date that he better not expect her to order a salad. She wants real food.
She sounds girthy
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:21 am to cbree88
No. My wife is a pescatarian and is 5’9 and maybe 125-130. She refuses to eat fast food. Her mother is probably a couple inches shorter and weighs less
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:22 am to BPTiger
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plan for feeding a horse
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:22 am to cbree88
Depends on the day honestly. Even when she eats “a lot” though, it’s still not anything ridiculous.
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 11:24 am
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:26 am to cbree88
Mine can eat a sack of crawfish but barely eats other than that
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:29 am to cbree88
This feels like a trap.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:30 am to cbree88
I'm a foot taller and 100 pounds heavier than my wife and she eats more than me. It's actually impressive.
The kids and I always tease her when someone doesn't finish their food and ask if anyone else wants it because we know she will.
Somehow she stays petite.
I eat some bread or potatoes and I put on 3 pounds instantly.
The kids and I always tease her when someone doesn't finish their food and ask if anyone else wants it because we know she will.
Somehow she stays petite.
I eat some bread or potatoes and I put on 3 pounds instantly.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:30 am to 0x15E
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She sounds girthy
Like you?
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:35 am to WillFerrellisking
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Mine can eat a sack of crawfish but barely eats other than that
Pretty much what I see in the women I'm around, except w Mexican. Normal eaters/pickers on the entree and usually ask for a to go box. But during the meal, the number of chip baskets and hot sauce/green sauce refills can be staggering. It's like crack or some such.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:36 am to cbree88
Yes she can put down a seafood buffet. She isn't fat though, just nice and thicc.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:44 am to cbree88
My wife can eat twice what I can in boiled crawfish
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:45 am to cbree88
when it comes to crawfish and her, keep hands and feet away from moving parts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:45 am to cbree88
My wife has never been shy about eating. We rarely have a to-go box unless it is a place with huge portions.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:46 am to Sao
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Pretty much what I see in the women I'm around, except w Mexican. Normal eaters/pickers on the entree and usually ask for a to go box. But during the meal, the number of chip baskets and hot sauce/green sauce refills can be staggering. It's like crack or some such.
It's funny how they do have their certain foods that they can just obliterate. Mine can absolutely crush some crawfish and sushi.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:49 am to JiminyCricket
My wife can put down certain foods, but she's more of a grazer where as I like to just have 3 meals and be done. She can pick all day and never eat a meal.
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:52 am to cbree88
Posted on 6/25/25 at 11:53 am to cbree88
When dating and you meet the momma for the first time, there will be signs….. Heed them! 
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 12:19 pm
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