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Can masturbating help beat off Covid?
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:48 pm
Be like Michael and beat it.
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WITH a deadly virus circulating the past year and a half, many people have been wondering how they can boost their immunity. Masturbating is sometimes touted as a way to give the immune system a kickstart.
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When Covid first started causing chaos in the Western world in March 2020, Google searches for “can masurbation boost immunity” went wild as people searched for ways to protect themselves.
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Unfortunately, touching oneself will not be the difference between catching Covid and not, as there are many factors that influence a person's risk of getting the disease.
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But Dr Jennifer Landa, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that indulging in some self-love might be able to strengthen your body's natural defense forces.
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“Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she said, according to Men’s Health.
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One small but promising study of 11 men - who were awkwardly told to masturbate while researchers took blood tests - suggests so.
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It suggests getting friendly with your own hand could help prevent an infection like coronavirus from getting serious, should you catch it.
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Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:48 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:49 pm to DemonKA3268
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Can masturbating help beat off Covid?
I see what you did there...
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:50 pm to DemonKA3268
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One small but promising study of 11 men - who were awkwardly told to masturbate while researchers took blood tests
That’s my fetish
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:51 pm to DemonKA3268
Do I have to do it myself or can your wife keep doing it for me?
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:51 pm to DemonKA3268
I will convince someone that there is research that suggest jerking off can improve your body's immune system to fight off Covid,
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:53 pm to OweO
not under the username Oweo you won’t.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:53 pm to DemonKA3268
Dr Landa...
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:53 pm to DemonKA3268
You said beat off… hehehehe!
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:54 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Do I have to do it myself or can your wife keep doing it for me?
She doesn't like messing with cocktail weenies and bringing tweezers so I guess you'll have to keep doing it yourself.
This post was edited on 7/30/21 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 7/30/21 at 3:55 pm to HTOWNTIGER1
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Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:00 pm to DemonKA3268
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told to masturbate while researchers took blood tests
Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:14 pm to OweO
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I will convince someone that there is research that suggest jerking off can improve your body's immune system to fight off Covid,
Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:25 pm to DemonKA3268
...so that's why I have such a good immune system.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:26 pm to DashRipRock
Will the Catholic Church approve ?
Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:28 pm to DemonKA3268
Gotta get a handle on this virus any way you can, but this gives new meaning to “drain the main vein.”
Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:28 pm to whoisnickdoobs
I'm fricking immortal
Posted on 7/30/21 at 4:30 pm to DemonKA3268
Man, I'm going to live forever!!
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