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Bill Clinton Tests Positive For COVID, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, Herpes (Continued)

Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:13 am
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16843 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:13 am
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Bill Clinton Tests Positive For COVID, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, HIV, Herpes (Continued)



Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In breaking news today, the Clintons confirmed that Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, while Bill Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, hepatitis D, hepatitis F-Z, HIV, herpes, HPV, chlamydia, trichomoniasis, chancroid, mycoplasma genitalium, crabs, scabies, E. coli, the common cold,


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Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16824 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:18 am to
Just died, go to hell and wait for you wife, Bill.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:19 am to
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32087 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:21 am to
I miss 1990s democrats.

They weren’t waging a war on everything good in this country back then.

By now they’ve all been canceled and expelled from the party for being too moderate or right wing.
This post was edited on 3/25/22 at 8:26 am
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
5527 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:37 am to
I’d bet bill can define what is a woman.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20874 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:40 am to
Ah yes, another bunt single for the bee.

Keeping comedy average so you don't have to.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32087 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Keeping comedy average so you don't have to.


Look around. Comedy has been killed by political correctness. Satire is one of the last things we have, and the Bee is being censored on Twitter for it.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84049 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:42 am to
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Ah yes, another bunt single for the bee.

Keeping comedy average so you don't have to.




A wet fart is funnier than any meme the left has ever produced.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
1980 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:44 am to
I can see the Bee is bending over backwards to get back in twitter's good graces.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52748 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Ah yes, another bunt single for the bee.

Keeping comedy average so you don't have to.


I'd bet a large sum that you vote Democrat.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20874 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:53 am to
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bet a large sum that you vote Democrat


And you'd lose it.


Always funny to me that when I find an average comedic conservative satire article unfunny you guys lose your shite.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20874 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:54 am to
quote:

wet fart is funnier than any meme the left has ever produced.


I could truly care less.
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4410 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:55 am to
Yeah this one wasn’t that funny. Usually love the BB though.

And frick twitter.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52748 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:56 am to
quote:

And you'd lose it.




I'm sorry making fun of the left hurts your feelings.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:57 am to
Mean tweets are really just average tweets. Youd'd be better finding the median or modes and using them in context of the range to find the true comedy depth.
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1256 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:59 am to
quote:


A wet fart is funnier than any meme the left has ever produced


In fairness, a wet fart IS pretty funny.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20874 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 8:59 am to
quote:

sorry making fun of the left hurts your feelings.


I'm definitely all for making fun of literally everything. The pussification of comedy sucks.

That can be true and I can also not find this attempt at humor funny. So sorry you're wrong.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68023 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 9:02 am to
Poor COVID. It's wandering into a baaad neighborhood.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20740 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 9:11 am to
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I could truly care less.


Tell us...how much less could you care?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123879 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 9:15 am to
quote:

A wet fart is funnier than any meme the left has ever produced


To be fair, wet farts are objectively hilarious, so it’s a high bar.
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