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Base Jumper dies when parachute doesn’t deploy

Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:17 pm
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17141 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:17 pm
Florida of course...

quote:

He reportedly jumped off a beach hotel balcony with a parachute that didn’t deploy. Police said they were called to the Sunrise Beach Resort to a report of a dead person. Police said when they arrived, they found Timothy Ackerman, 31, of Panama City Beach. They said the case is still open and under investigation, but the preliminary findings indicate Ackerman attempted to BASE jump from the 23rd floor of the building.


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Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120154 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:18 pm to
31 year old spring breaker

God bless him
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14056 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:19 pm to
I've always wondered what one might feel, even if only for a split second, when shite like this goes down. Also shooting yourself in the head or something.. yikes.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

31 year old spring breaker

God bless him



he almost made my record
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2990 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:19 pm to
His decision making hit him hard.
This post was edited on 3/22/21 at 2:20 pm
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64017 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:19 pm to
BASE jumping so low that you have zero option to pull a reserve is just asking to die.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77924 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:19 pm to
COVID Strikes again.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

His decision making hit him hard.


his attempt at daredevilry came to an abrupt halt
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:21 pm to
Wife (no pics) told me to go jump off a building earlier, could have been me
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34934 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

I've always wondered what one might feel, even if only for a split second, when shite like this goes down.


Golden Gate Bridge jump survivor says instant regret
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20347 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:22 pm to
I wonder if he screamed "I regret nothinnnggg!" before he went splat.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5957 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:23 pm to
So this guy was a local. A friend of mine teaches his 9-year old kid. I heard it was the 14th floor, not the 23rd?

How does a human being get to be so dumb? Ugh. Poor kid.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:24 pm to
Tom Petty was there to greet him with a chorus of "Free Fallin'".

The Florida entry gate to the Pearly Gates is probably never boring.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34937 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:24 pm to
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a parachute that didn’t deploy.


When you’re that low don’t you just hold the chute in your hand and throw it as soon as you jump? Maybe it was tangled up or something?
This post was edited on 3/22/21 at 2:25 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78878 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Golden Gate Bridge jump survivor says instant regret


The documentary "Jumper" is incredible FYI
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150535 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

preliminary findings indicate Ackerman attempted to BASE jump from the 23rd floor of the building.

That's a pretty long time to contemplate your decisions on the way down. Yikes.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36299 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:27 pm to
Lmao. What a dumb activity.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72587 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

That's a pretty long time to contemplate your decisions on the way down. Yikes.


Meh... Just to turn this into a HuGe math accident, I'll say if he waited one second to throw his parachute out from his hand then he only had a couple of seconds to think about it...

And here we go!!!!
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11787 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:30 pm to
Darwin - 1
Base Jumper - 0
Posted by ccard257
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Oct 2012
1308 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Florida of course...


Not gonna lie, Florida was not the first place that came to mind with that thread title. But Florida man always finds a way...
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