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Bamboozles
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Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
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Australian canoeing legend Jess Fox can thank a condom for helping her win a gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics.

Earlier in the week — before Fox won her first Olympic gold medal in the women’s C1 canoe slalom and bronze in the canoe slalom K1 final — she shared a video repairing the damaged nose of her kayak using a condom.

“Bet you never knew condoms could be used for kayak repairs,” Fox captioned a TikTok video that showed a condom securing a carbon mixture to the front of her kayak. She added that the condom’s stretchy latex gives the carbon a “smooth finish.”

Condoms aren’t hard to find inside the Olympic Village, as athletes were given a sizable amount upon arrival — a longtime tradition of the Olympic Committee to promote a safe and healthy environment. This year’s games also included sustainable cardboard beds.




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She can yada yada shrimp on the barbie yada yada
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LegendInMyMind
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
I'd patch her canoe any day.


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IT_Dawg
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
I’d give her a smooth finish


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Stonehog
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
I’d like to flatten some cardboard with her if you know what I mean.


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ForeverEllisHugh
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
Still can’t believe they handed them out when they were actively trying to discourage push-ups for two.

Read somewhere it was because the Japanese condom company with whom the IOC had contracted wouldn’t let them… pull out


Patfic15
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
Yeah but did she quit because the worlds a meany pants tho?


BuckyCheese
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
I'd pass on the condom with her.


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Ed Osteen
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
Some of you are insufferable, just enjoy the fricking thread about a hot kayaker


jamiegla1
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
I wonder if the curling team gets in on the action


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OldHickory
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
Did she put it on with her mouth?


JetsetNuggs
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
Chill out, boss


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adamau
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dbbuilder79
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sawtooth
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
160,000 condoms for 11,000 athletes. You do the math….


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dbeck
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re: Australian Olympian fixed kayak with a condom, threw up and won gold
I love a good sit-on-top with some clean scupper holes. Wish I was paddling one right now.


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