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Anyone ever pet a wild hippopotamus?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:02 pm
If so, what was if like?
Cathartic? Bowel clearing? Confusing?
Cathartic? Bowel clearing? Confusing?
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Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:02 pm to theunknownknight
You realize that hippos are extremely dangerous, right?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:02 pm to theunknownknight
No, just a captive.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:03 pm to theunknownknight
I tried, but it wanted to be paid.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:04 pm to theunknownknight
Yes, just as you would imagine, like going to Blue Bayou.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:05 pm to theunknownknight
I had a few in my pond before having to flee Columbia...
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:06 pm to theunknownknight
Why yes, I have pet your mother.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:06 pm to theunknownknight
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wild hippopotamus?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:07 pm to theunknownknight
They scare crocodile
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:07 pm to theunknownknight
Try it and they will call you one armed knight
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:07 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:09 pm to theunknownknight
Fans of Lizzo may not be amused.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:14 pm to theunknownknight
Hippos kill more people than any other mammal the most dangerous mammal
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:14 pm to theunknownknight
Uh.... i remember stopping at a military outpost to pick up an armed soldier before going to the hippo pools in Kenya. Rolled right up on lions, but armed guard for hippos. Dont think id try it.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:14 pm to theunknownknight
If a crocodile won’t even mess with them what do you think your odds are?
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:15 pm to Cracker
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Hippos kill more people than any other mammal the most dangerous mammal
Well, almost.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:17 pm to theunknownknight
A wild hippopotamus? So, just a hippo I've encountered in the wild? No.. no... don't think that I have.
And frick no I wouldn't. One of the most dangerous animals on the planet. Don't frick with hippos.
And frick no I wouldn't. One of the most dangerous animals on the planet. Don't frick with hippos.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:17 pm to fr33manator
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Well, almost.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:18 pm to Bluefin
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Why yes, I have pet your mother.
Underrated imo. Have the first upvote.
Posted on 5/14/21 at 1:19 pm to theunknownknight
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Anyone ever pet a wild hippopotamus
Anyone ever French kiss a cottonmouth?
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