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Any good revenge/prank stories?
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:41 am
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:41 am
Even passive aggressive ones....I could use an uplifting read and maybe a few ideas for Christmas (pranks).
I bought my sister a bunch of fart scented candles last year for Christmas. They start out smelling like pumpkins or some other seasonal smell. Then after about 20-30 minutes of burning, it smells like a really disgusting, wet fart. Then after that it gets worse.
Looked sort of like an indie version of the yankee candles that she buys.
I got them for her last Christmas, and they do look cool so she had them up on a shelf all year. I had honestly forgotten about them entirely. Then I heard her tell my dad that she thought her house had an intermittent sewer leak a few weeks ago, but she couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. She still hasn't figured it out yet.
I bought my sister a bunch of fart scented candles last year for Christmas. They start out smelling like pumpkins or some other seasonal smell. Then after about 20-30 minutes of burning, it smells like a really disgusting, wet fart. Then after that it gets worse.
Looked sort of like an indie version of the yankee candles that she buys.
I got them for her last Christmas, and they do look cool so she had them up on a shelf all year. I had honestly forgotten about them entirely. Then I heard her tell my dad that she thought her house had an intermittent sewer leak a few weeks ago, but she couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. She still hasn't figured it out yet.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:42 am to frequent flyer
That’s pretty funny. I never knew such a thing existed.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:43 am to frequent flyer
That’s pretty funny
Are you going to tell her?
Are you going to tell her?
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:46 am to frequent flyer
Annoy A Tron - Amazon.com
I think the OT would appreciate this. There was a thread about this device a long time ago.
I think the OT would appreciate this. There was a thread about this device a long time ago.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:47 am to frequent flyer
Please post a link to purchase the candles
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:55 am to FenrirTheBeard
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Please post a link to purchase the candles
They still have a vanilla to vomit one on Amazon.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:55 am to frequent flyer
If you really want to have fun get a valve stem remover.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:56 am to frequent flyer
My boss fired me, so at the office party I had my friend distract him and I slipped him a Micky.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:59 am to schatman
He fired you and invited you to the office party?
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:02 am to frequent flyer
I included one sliced lemon in a bag full of sliced oranges for my rec soccer team. But we did that kind of crap all the time.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:04 am to schatman
Had a fart machine one time with a remote control. I stuck it under an office mates chair.
It was funny at first - press trigger and "PFFFT!" I could see people in the office looking around. I would do it every 5 minutes or so...Then the thing sort of malfunctioned or picked up radio interference and just started doing things on it's own. I was dying in my cubicle trying not to let on.
It was funny at first - press trigger and "PFFFT!" I could see people in the office looking around. I would do it every 5 minutes or so...Then the thing sort of malfunctioned or picked up radio interference and just started doing things on it's own. I was dying in my cubicle trying not to let on.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:05 am to FuzzyBearE
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Had a fart machine one time with a remote control. I stuck it under an office mates chair.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:14 am to frequent flyer
I'm the commissioner of a fantasy football league with a bunch of buddies from college. Active league, stakes are high ($$), and there's a lot of shite-talking. It's a good time. 12 of us in total.
During the covid season, the Saturday before the finals, I suggested to the group that due to the uncertainty of the year, the weird waiver rules, and so many players being in and out all season, that we just roll over the pot into the next season. I suggested that we put it to a vote. I had already arranged with the other 9 non finals teams that they reply all in agreement with my plan.
I fire off my e-mail, and all 9 others replied all to agree with the plan within an hour. The two guys who had earned a spot in the finals went ballistic
During the covid season, the Saturday before the finals, I suggested to the group that due to the uncertainty of the year, the weird waiver rules, and so many players being in and out all season, that we just roll over the pot into the next season. I suggested that we put it to a vote. I had already arranged with the other 9 non finals teams that they reply all in agreement with my plan.
I fire off my e-mail, and all 9 others replied all to agree with the plan within an hour. The two guys who had earned a spot in the finals went ballistic
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:14 am to frequent flyer
I prank-called my boss for months with daily "Cat Facts." I spoofed a needy coworker's number and would send him the call each day at a random time using my coworker's number. Of course, he would get mad at said coworker for spamming him. It got to the point where I was sending him the call while we were all in meetings together. Watching him get the call, look at the number, and just glare at the needy coworker was priceless. Not sure how I kept a straight face throughout the process.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:16 am to goofball
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Annoy A Tron
Can anyone find the original OT thread about this?
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:19 am to frequent flyer
One of my coworkers got me with a phishing email and I got his arse back:
I called a coworker one time and used the app that disguises the pone number. I put our bosses number in so it would show up on his phone. It was abut 8 pm one night when he was at a client site.
He was supposed to be at the client site working but took a dinner break. I chewed his arse out for not being at the client and hung up. He called the boss back and boss said are you drunk I didn't fricking call you. Boss calls me and asked does employee have a drinking problem. I told the boss to play along.
Employee calls me and thinks the boss has a drinking problem. Said he called me and chewed my arse out but when I called him back he acted like he had never talked to me.
I let this go on for about 3 days before I told him what I did.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:20 am to frequent flyer
Look up cky2k poo prank.
Pretty good revenge.
Pretty good revenge.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:23 am to frequent flyer
I've posted this in another thread about quitting stories but:
I worked for a drt cleaner run by a drunk and her angry friend in high school. I had never worked for a dry cleaner so didn't know shite...like how you have to unbutton shirts before you send them back cause the petrolium solution makes it really hard to unbutton and press.
Well...I didn't do that and on my 3rd day this bitch came up while I was with a customer cursing me out with a vengence. YOU STUPID MOTHERfrickER HOW GODDAMN DUMB ARE YU KID etc etc. Whatever I took it in stride...until...I got yelled at by the drunk mananger for not working a shift I wasn't assigned to...decided then I was fricking done.
On what I decided was my last day (I didn't actually offically quit) I stayed late going through bins to be sent back...buttoning every damn shirt button...every collar and every cuff. If there was a button it fricking got buttoned...3 HUGE bins worth of shite...wasn't there to see it obviously...But I just know that bitch blew a gasket for what musta been about 3 days straight of a pressing fricking nightmare
I worked for a drt cleaner run by a drunk and her angry friend in high school. I had never worked for a dry cleaner so didn't know shite...like how you have to unbutton shirts before you send them back cause the petrolium solution makes it really hard to unbutton and press.
Well...I didn't do that and on my 3rd day this bitch came up while I was with a customer cursing me out with a vengence. YOU STUPID MOTHERfrickER HOW GODDAMN DUMB ARE YU KID etc etc. Whatever I took it in stride...until...I got yelled at by the drunk mananger for not working a shift I wasn't assigned to...decided then I was fricking done.
On what I decided was my last day (I didn't actually offically quit) I stayed late going through bins to be sent back...buttoning every damn shirt button...every collar and every cuff. If there was a button it fricking got buttoned...3 HUGE bins worth of shite...wasn't there to see it obviously...But I just know that bitch blew a gasket for what musta been about 3 days straight of a pressing fricking nightmare
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:41 am to scott8811
This was in other threads but I have used it and loved the reaction.
This works best if your victim drives a pickup truck. Get a long and thick tie wrap. Crawl under the truck and tie it around the drive shaft with a long tail. As it revolves, it makes an very annoying ticking sound and stops when truck stops.
Assuming no cameras, walk by the occupied restroom, open the door just wide enough for your arm to reach in and turn off the lights then make your getaway.
Remove all of the toilet paper in the restroom.
Every time you see your target go to the restroom, page them over the intercom system
Peanut butter or Vaseline on the earpiece of the company phone is a good one.
This works best if your victim drives a pickup truck. Get a long and thick tie wrap. Crawl under the truck and tie it around the drive shaft with a long tail. As it revolves, it makes an very annoying ticking sound and stops when truck stops.
Assuming no cameras, walk by the occupied restroom, open the door just wide enough for your arm to reach in and turn off the lights then make your getaway.
Remove all of the toilet paper in the restroom.
Every time you see your target go to the restroom, page them over the intercom system
Peanut butter or Vaseline on the earpiece of the company phone is a good one.
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