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Amber Heard syndrome, Kansas Police catch “Pooperator”
Posted on 5/21/22 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 5/21/22 at 3:22 pm
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Police in Kansas have identified a woman who allegedly defecated on beauty store products in Wichita, causing the destruction of eight wigs that were for sale.
The Wichita Police Department said that the woman entered a beauty supply store on May 10 and defecated "in the middle of the aisle."
Police say that the defecation was "significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result," adding that the owner wants to identify the "poopetrator" in order to pursue criminal charges.
Police in Kansas have identified a woman who allegedly defecated on beauty store products in Wichita, causing the destruction of eight wigs that were for sale.
The Wichita Police Department said that the woman entered a beauty supply store on May 10 and defecated "in the middle of the aisle."
Police say that the defecation was "significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result," adding that the owner wants to identify the "poopetrator" in order to pursue criminal charges.
This post was edited on 5/21/22 at 3:23 pm
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Posted on 5/21/22 at 3:25 pm to secfballfan
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Police say that the defecation was "significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result,"
..leaning towards impressive.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 3:28 pm to secfballfan
Do that shite in San Francisco and you’ll get a free iPhone and needles.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:10 pm to secfballfan
Headline of story.
quote:
Kansas police identify 'poopetrator' who allegedly defecated in Wichita beauty store: 'NOT Amber Heard'
This post was edited on 5/21/22 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:23 pm to secfballfan
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the woman entered a beauty supply store on May 10 and defecated "in the middle of the aisle."
Any adult who does something like this deserves lethal injection.
That or being dropped off in the middle of the Australian Outback.
They don’t belong in the civilized world.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:27 pm to highcotton2
Guilty
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:30 pm to secfballfan
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“Pooperator”
I think you’re looking for “Poopetrator” not “Pooperator”
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:31 pm to secfballfan
quote:
Wichita Police Department said that the woman entered a beauty supply store on May 10 and defecated "in the middle of the aisle."
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:50 pm to secfballfan
Since she shite in the aisle, I'm guessing she wiped her arse with the wigs?
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:59 pm to shutterspeed
I assumed it was more like this:
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:52 pm to secfballfan
The Facebook posts and replies were initially pretty funny. The Amber Heard jokes were driven through the floor about 2 minutes after the PD posted.
I’m still not sure how she shat on 8 wigs though. If you wipe with them, you get it on you hands, right? Maybe she piled them up and let it rip? WPD declined to share the video.
I’m still not sure how she shat on 8 wigs though. If you wipe with them, you get it on you hands, right? Maybe she piled them up and let it rip? WPD declined to share the video.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:27 pm to secfballfan
Does no one search any more?
Posted on 5/21/22 at 7:03 pm to 777Tiger
Popo ID'ed her but none of the media is reporting her name.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 7:07 pm to TheGenyus
Was referring to the rash of multiple German posts on here
Posted on 5/21/22 at 7:10 pm to secfballfan
Everyone knows hot women don’t poop…
… and she for sure ain’t one of ‘em.
… and she for sure ain’t one of ‘em.
Posted on 5/21/22 at 9:51 pm to TheGenyus
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Popo ID'ed her
Poopoo Popo IDed her
Posted on 5/21/22 at 10:25 pm to highcotton2
Posted on 5/22/22 at 10:35 am to rexorotten
Name, link to facebook? PLEASE
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