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Al-Qaeda Seeks To Destabilize U.S. With New Insensitive Comedy Special
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:34 am
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:34 am
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Al-Qaeda To Destabilize U.S. With New Insensitive Comedy Special
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SECRET CAVE—Al-Qaeda is still around and plotting against the U.S., and now they know exactly how to hurt us. This time, they’re threatening to release an extremely politically incorrect comedy special.
“No topic will be taboo,” said the founder of Al-Qaeda, Bob Al-Qaeda. “LGBTQ issues — trans issues specifically — racial issues — you will be screaming at the screen, ‘No! Don’t go there!’ But we swear by Allah we will go there.”
The threat was met with immediate panic in the U.S. “These insensitive jokes could literally get people killed!” screamed one left-wing activist. “We have to stop this! Shut down the internet if we must! And give in to all their demands!” President Biden said he was giving in to their demands as he was “pulling out of Afghanistan as fast as he can” but he’s not sure it will be enough to stop the terrorist word-violence.
It’s unknown how the comedy special will be released. It’s possible it will come out on Netflix. “We did release Cuties,” said Netflix CEO and founder, Bob Netflix. “So it would be pretty hypocritical to draw the line at Al-Qaeda.”
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There are concerns, however, that the Al-Qaeda comedian will bomb.
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Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:36 am to goofball
That’s good stuff. Real good stuff.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:36 am to goofball
What’s really sad is that this satirical series of events would likely play out if this happened in real life.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:37 am to goofball
I know it's satire, but Dave Chapelle already beat them to the punch.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:38 am to goofball
I know this is a joke because if anyone even thinks about trying to make a joke about Allah, they will be ready to go to war.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:38 am to goofball
The folks at the Bee are really good. It's getting hard to separate truth from fiction nowadays however
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:39 am to goofball
When satire emulates real life.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:39 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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What’s really sad is that this satirical series of events would likely play out if this happened in real life.
It’s like some people take these satire articles as a challenge to make it happen in real life.
I don’t know how much longer the Bee will be in business at this rate of accelerating weirdness in real life.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:40 am to FredBear
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The folks at the Bee are really good. It's getting hard to separate truth from fiction nowadays however
This one is not very subtle. I just thought it was funny.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:40 am to OweO
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:41 am to goofball
quote:they've become way too on the nose. used to be a lot better
This one is not very subtle.
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:42 am to goofball
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“No topic will be taboo,” said the founder of Al-Qaeda, Bob Al-Qaeda. “LGBTQ issues — trans issues specifically — racial issues — you will be screaming at the screen, ‘No! Don’t go there!’ But we swear by Allah we will go there.”
Posted on 10/21/21 at 8:54 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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they've become way too on the nose. used to be a lot better
They have to be, or else they’ll be reported as real news
Posted on 10/21/21 at 9:46 am to goofball
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It’s possible it will come out on Netflix. “We did release Cuties,” said Netflix CEO and founder, Bob Netflix. “So it would be pretty hypocritical to draw the line at Al-Qaeda.”
Bob has a point
Posted on 10/21/21 at 9:51 am to goofball
Al Queda is smarter than that. They are just going to stay out of the way and let us destroy ourselves.
Why give us something to unify around?
Why give us something to unify around?
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