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Afterlife hypothetical
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:53 pm
You and your spouse get to heaven only to find your first loves are already there. What happens next?
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Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:54 pm to Jim Rockford
We all frick
ETA: ALL. frick.
ETA: ALL. frick.
This post was edited on 10/13/20 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:55 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
You and your spouse get to heaven
Y’all died at the same time? Gruesome hypothetical
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:56 pm to Sun God
quote:
We all frick
ETA: ALL. frick.
All of us?
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:57 pm to Jim Rockford
I get to have a threesome with Helen Hunt and my wife?
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:57 pm to Jim Rockford
I tell them about Breaking Bad
Posted on 10/13/20 at 10:59 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:05 pm to Jim Rockford
That question was posed to Jesus in Matthew 22.
quote:
At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:06 pm to xrockfordf150x
Sounds terrible
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:09 pm to Jim Rockford
Heaven divorce lawyers make bank.
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:15 pm to xrockfordf150x
quote:
That question was posed to Jesus in Matthew 22.
quote:
At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven
That was a way to escape a rhetorical trap by his adversaries. I want to know how it would actually work.
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:24 pm to Sun God
quote:
We all frick
ETA: ALL. frick.
It is heaven after all.
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:25 pm to Jim Rockford
I don’t necessarily believe in an afterlife, but if there was one I don’t think it’s like a waiting room in the clouds where you would walk around and get jealous over your ex like a teenage boy.
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:29 pm to Jim Rockford
If you need blood to make your dick hard and you don’t have blood in heaven, or a dick, how does the sex work?
Posted on 10/13/20 at 11:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Not possible my first love was a level 5 demon
Posted on 10/14/20 at 12:49 am to rantfan
Not that it would be awkward, but I wouldn’t wanna be around 95% of the women I’ve slept with 24/7. Just sounds like a bad time
Posted on 10/14/20 at 1:25 am to Jim Rockford
Go search Scripture as the answer to your question is already provided
Posted on 10/14/20 at 1:33 am to Sun God
quote:
We all frick
ETA: ALL. frick.
I think you're right. It's just one giant orgy that would make Sodom and Gomorrah proud. And God just stands in the corner aghast because he made rules for how to get into heaven, but no rule about once you're there.
My plan is to frick an angel.
This post was edited on 10/14/20 at 1:35 am
Posted on 10/14/20 at 3:47 am to Jim Rockford
spirits dont have vaginas
Posted on 10/14/20 at 5:21 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
You and your spouse get to heaven only to find your first loves are already there. What happens next?
Nothing. Read the scripture. Everyone is like the angels in heaven and there won’t be any marriages or romantic love.
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