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A reminder that zipper merging is how your supposed to handle merging

Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:48 am
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:48 am


Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58543 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:49 am to
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how your supposed


Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5538 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:51 am to
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how your supposed


It's "your opposed to"
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:52 am to
3+ pages because someone will inevitably come in and brag about how they don't let people in who "try to jump the line" by zipper merging
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12610 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:52 am to
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A reminder that zipper merging is how your supposed to handle merging


Here’s your reminder that the conjunction of the words “you” and “are” is you’re
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:52 am to
Right Lane closed: 1 mile

Right lane closed: 1/2 mile

Right lane closed: 1000 feet

We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:54 am to
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3+ pages because someone will inevitably come in and brag about how they don't let people in who "try to jump the line" by zipper merging



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We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.


Like clockwork
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48928 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:54 am to
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Right Lane closed: 1 mile

Right lane closed: 1/2 mile

Right lane closed: 1000 feet

We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.
low IQ driver
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12610 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:54 am to
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and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign.


Yes
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
5992 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:56 am to
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We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.

It's not a race grampa. It doesn't matter if someone get's ahead of you. Don't get over so early if you don't want to let people over.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2082 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:57 am to
I’ve come to terms that in theory this works better but so few practice it, it’s pointless.
Posted by MasterJSchroeder
Berwick
Member since Nov 2020
963 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 7:58 am to
"It takes two to make a thing go right"
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6761 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:00 am to
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Right Lane closed: 1 mile

Right lane closed: 1/2 mile

Right lane closed: 1000 feet

We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.

You're mad because you think they ignored the sign, but the reality is that you ignored the sign, merged too early, and are part of the reason for the extra backed up traffic.
My pet peeve lately is that it seems everyone forgot how to turn off their brights. Flash them and they still just leave them on like a jackass.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38927 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:01 am to
Everyone who champions this is an a-hole. Yea, you may be right in theory, but you’re just being an a-hole by passing everyone and cutting in at the last minute. Continue though.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
8040 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:01 am to
Then there are those who speed up to block the merge so they can get 1 car ahead in heavy traffic.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:02 am to
These post, while technically correct, are always stupid. It assumes your average driver is both competent and rational, and most are neither. Socialism would work to if everyone "followed the rules". But were selfish creatures and we dont. Zipper is the way, but we'll never make it work on any consistent basis.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18555 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:02 am to
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6138 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:04 am to
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Right Lane closed: 1 mile

Right lane closed: 1/2 mile

Right lane closed: 1000 feet

We approach the right lane closure, I am in the left, and have been for some time and I’m supposed to just let the people over who purposefully ignored the sign. frick all that.




Yes, because you and those like you are the reason the right lane moves faster. If everyone would use the zipper merge correctly, both lanes should move at the same pace.

I bet you don't know how to use a roundabout correctly either.
This post was edited on 3/24/23 at 8:05 am
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32503 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:04 am to
There’s always an a-hole who wants to save a whopping .2 seconds on their trip by not letting you merge
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86434 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 8:06 am to
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You're mad because you think they ignored the sign




I can assure you that 90% of the people that I see driving up to a few feet in front of the barrier before forcing their way over aren't thinking "well if I recall the zipper merge technique, this is the best way to handle this situation as efficiently as possible". Most of the time it's some billy bubba badass in an F850 that will drive on the shoulder if he has to because he can't be burdened for any wait at all, or it's a female minority who doesn't know how to drive for shite to begin with and is equally uninterested in being delayed any minute.

Most people in society these days are idiots. I mean look around you at any point while you're out in public. Dumbfricks everywhere. So I think you give WAY too much credit to people going breakneck like it's turn 4 at talledega until the very last possible millisecond before forcing their way into the left where all of us have been for a while since we saw the sign that said "LANE CLOSED AHEAD, MERGE LEFT"
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