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62% German Men Sitzpinklers. US Men at 25%

Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:15 pm
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20192 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:15 pm
German men can't stand not sitting down when urinating! Nation leads the way when it comes to Sitzpinklers (sitting-widdlers)

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German men are the world's most prolific Sitzpinklers – or sitting-widdlers – according to a poll of male urination habits around the world.

In the survey, 62 per cent of German men responded by saying they sit down to urinate 'every' or 'most times', almost three times higher than Britain's 24 per cent.

Of the 13 countries surveyed by YouGov, Sweden came second with 50 per cent, Denmark in third with 44 per cent, while 35 per cent of men in France and 34 per cent in both Spain and Italy said they prefer to take a pee.

The debate over the best method has long-raged in Germany, so much so that it has coined the term 'Sitzpinklers' - meaning someone who sits while urinating.

Despite studies in the country suggesting it is the more healthy option – and signs in many public bathrooms requesting that men sit for sanitary reasons – the German term has a derogatory undertone, implying that sitting is not masculine.


Daily Mail
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53433 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:16 pm to
I'd say Germans, but it is already right there in the title.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
64390 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:17 pm to
Quick question…..you ever used a German toilet?

They’re fricking awful…..especially if you’re someone who likes to sit and bask in the greatness after dropping a deuce for a while before flushing.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54680 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:18 pm to
They lost all of their standers in the world wars.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45685 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:22 pm to
Even a German Shepherd knows to stand while peeing.

YouTube
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16818 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:24 pm to
At my age When I have to go at night, it’s best to sit down. There’s no need to turn on the lights and aim. I just sit in the dark, release, flush, and go back to bed. No shame.

To think about it, all men pee sitting down. When you take a shite, you don’t stand up and turn around to pee.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12322 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:24 pm to
I think this was required in the Paris Peace Treaty.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
36695 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:30 pm to
This is the proper way to urinate…


Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5325 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:30 pm to
Sitting down to pee at home is underrated. Away from home, f*ck that
Posted by HillabeeBaw
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Member since May 2023
1455 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:30 pm to
Only split tails should sit down to piss. If your a man and sit down to piss, buy more Bud Light.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:31 pm to
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When you take a shite, you don’t stand up and turn around to pee.


I rest my dick on/in the sink when sitting down, just in case.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64390 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:36 pm to


For reference....this is the standard german toilet.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15419 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:38 pm to
Who doesn’t sit in the middle of the night? Toilet water splashes piss all over the place
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1545 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 6:22 pm to
No matter what you do, there’s no avoiding splashing onto the lip of the toilet and the floor.





So I just piss in the sink.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20153 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

62 per cent of German men responded by saying they sit down to urinate 'every' or 'most times', almost three times higher than Britain's 24 per cent.


quote:

Sweden came second with 50 per cent, Denmark in third with 44 per cent, while 35 per cent of men in France and 34 per cent in both Spain and Italy said they prefer to take a pee.


This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/24/23 at 6:25 pm to
God made trees and snow for a reason.
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
5517 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 6:26 pm to
I can’t believe all the things I’ve learned on this board.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90410 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 6:36 pm to
I don’t know any man that sits to pee
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