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Presenting "Chosen Sebastian Newton"

Posted on 1/1/16 at 9:49 am
Posted by rubberneck
NOLA
Member since Aug 2011
1040 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 9:49 am
Cam Newton's son is the Chosen one.

The Panthers quarterback and his longtime girlfriend, Kia Proctor, very quietly welcomed their first child on Christmas Eve and now the MVP candidate has revealed his son's name: Chosen Sebastian Newton.


Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60248 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 9:52 am to
Second choice: Fig
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45066 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:02 pm to
I am amazed at some of the names blacks will stick on there children.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:05 pm to
HOW CAN ANYONE DISLIKE CAM!?!?!?!

Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6928 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 12:15 pm to
Why not name him Chase? Is he serious with Chosen? Do they not think about when they're 30?
Posted by TigerB8
End Communism
Member since Oct 2003
9226 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 2:29 pm to
THAT'S quite the name to have to live up to. Cam putting some pressure on the kid. Better hope he's decent at sports or bringing people back to life.
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18536 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 3:03 pm to
that sounds like a very gay name
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
10980 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 3:35 pm to
Life is difficult enough as it is....WHY, do morons name their offspring with such horrendous names ????
IF, he's not a great athlete...can you imagine the ribbing he's going to take ???
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18536 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 3:45 pm to
guess he can always be a hairdresser or interior designer
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 3:48 pm to
Hey Cam. Get married before having kids. This makes the kid a bast...
Posted by jdrumdog
baton rouge, la
Member since Jan 2010
7655 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 4:06 pm to
Insert "child support payment joke " here
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11690 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 4:53 pm to
The name narcissist jr. would have been more fitting.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 4:56 pm to
The name why can't my parents be martied?
Posted by blade brown
Kenna, Bra
Member since Aug 2006
187 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 6:35 pm to
Chode's Son
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 8:31 pm to
Y'all have no idea how many chilluns are named something ridiculous like Blessing or Precious or named after a luxury brand of cars or purses (Lamborghini, Ferrari, Lexus, Chanel, etc)
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60248 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 8:59 pm to
My brother the OBGYN swears he delivered babies named Femally (spelled "Female") and Pajimus (spelled "Pajamas") when he was interning at Big Charity.

And a friend who's a reporter interviewed an immigrant family whose daughter was named Shithead (pronounced "Shith-aid").

Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64133 posts
Posted on 1/1/16 at 10:38 pm to
I thought he was gay.
Posted by Let Me Take A Selfie
Member since Aug 2014
2622 posts
Posted on 1/2/16 at 12:12 am to
I've noticed in this situation it's always a friend or a brother that's met these people with odd names.

It's never firsthand info or even something documented.

Like, we're just supposed to take your cousin's best friend's wife's brother's word for it or something.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51809 posts
Posted on 1/2/16 at 7:29 am to
I went to grade school with a girl named Tequila. All I got.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 1/2/16 at 10:54 am to
Should I have put (sarcasm) for you tards?
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