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Last Crab: A Ballad of Saints and Sea Creatures. I hope you enjoy. Or don’t, whatever

Posted on 8/16/21 at 9:59 pm
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7536 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 9:59 pm
*clears throat*
All around me are familiar faces
Jameis Winston
Jameis Wiinstooon
Crab legs recoil in their plastic tomb of packaging
Off to checkout, no just kidding
Hide my head, I wanted to trade for Rodgers
frick! Interception, iiinterceeptiiion

And I hate to think that Taysom, or Winston’s all we got
The dreams of Drew unretiring are the best I’ve ever thought

They found him on surveillance
Crab legs in a Louis bag
They found a man so heinous
He’d steal your very very...
Last Crab
Last Crab
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71473 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7536 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

saintsfan22

YA OL LADY LAUGHED AND SO DID MY MOM SO WHATEVER
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1274 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 10:25 pm to
Dude stole crab legs, won a Heisman and Natty as a teen, and has made millions, and you just embarrassed yourself on a regional fan chat site. Way to go guy.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7536 posts
Posted on 8/16/21 at 10:30 pm to
quote:

Dude stole crab legs, won a Heisman and Natty as a teen, and has made millions, and you just embarrassed yourself on a regional fan chat site. Way to go guy.


Oh dear, DellTronJon told me I embarrassed myself on SaintsTalk. How will I live with myself.
:(

Made my buddies laugh, I laughed makin it
Not gonna keep me from sleep if you think it be lame
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
26997 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 5:45 am to
Buddies?

Is that what they call your kids these days.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13542 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 6:53 am to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5216 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 7:05 am to
Booooo!!
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64124 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 7:37 am to
quote:

*clears throat*


Here is where it all began to fall apart.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6426 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 7:38 am to
quote:

ColdTurkey


This is bad and you should feel bad
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7536 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 9:11 am to
quote:

quote:
ColdTurkey


This is bad and you should feel bad


Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6138 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Dude stole crab legs


It was a misunderstanding.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28872 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Crab legs recoil in their plastic tomb of packaging


I found this to be quite poetic
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
3635 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 11:29 am to
quote:

YA OL LADY LAUGHED AND SO DID MY MOM SO WHATEVER


There’sa difference between laughing with you and laughing at you. And why are you telling that?
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
72421 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 11:49 am to
Posted by Mrwhodat
Member since Dec 2015
10296 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 11:56 am to
You're no poet
Just don't know it.

Time to retire
Your lyrics need fire.

Not your best
Give it a rest.

Percy Shelley and
Lord Byron are a cryin.

Say ColdTurkey,
Stop tryin.


Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18962 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

*clears throat*


Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10679 posts
Posted on 8/17/21 at 5:17 pm to
Sadly I only have one downvote to give
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