Pels W v. Wizards L: Whatever

SONS,

WE'RE frickED ANYWAYS SO I'M JUST GONNA START THIS GAME frickING THREAD.

THE PELS PLAY ONE OF THE FEW frickING SQUADS THAT GIVE EVEN LESS OF A shite THAN US: THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS D SQUAD. THEY HAVE NO REAL STARS PLAYING FOR THEM, AND WE'RE STILL NOT MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED UNTIL POP EMBARASSES UNCLE AL ON THE SABBATH.

I'M SURE LONZO frickING BALL WILL DROP 20 WITH 10 DIMES AND WE'LL ALL frickING SAY OH SEE HE'S GONNA BE GOOD, WE'RE JUST IMPATIENT. LOL frick THIS GUY. HE TURNED THE BALL OVER TWICE IN 3.2 SECONDS IN A SEQUENCE THAT WOULD'VE AND SHOULD'VE EARNED HIM A PERMANENT SPOT ON THE BENCH. HE'S TOO DUMB.

BI, WHENEVER YOU WANNA SHOW UP MAN JUST LET ME KNOW. YOU NEED TO START frickING TAKING OVER. YOU'RE MORE LIKE KD'S FAKE TWITTER HANDLES THAN THE ACTUAL KD.

JOSH HART, JJ, WE'RE COOL. WE'LL ALWAYS BE COOL. HERE ARE TWO DUDES THAT MAKE PLAYS AND ALWAYS PLAY HARD. MAD RESPECT TO YOU GUYS, IF ALL OF OUR TEAM PLAYED WITH THAT EFFORT THIS frickING THREAD WOULD HAVE A DIFFERENT frickING TONE.

frick YOU ESPECIALLY ALVIN. YOUR LINEUPS ARE a-hole. STRAIGHT UP DIRTY a-hole. AND FOR YOU TO NOT CALL OUT OUR DEFENSIVE EFFORT IS STRAIGHT UP COWARDICE. frick YOU.

PELS LEAVE A CRACK IN THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. WIN BY 10 WITH 30 TURNOVERS. GOD I frickING HATE YOU ALVIN.

PELS W
WHIZZERS L