Pels v the NBA: LOTTERY SPECIAL

SONS

TODAY WE FIND OUT IF WE'RE GETTING FODDER FOR A POTENTIAL TRADE OR A LEGIT PLAYER. SOME MOTHERfrickERS THINK WE HAVE NO CHANCE AT BEING A LEGIT TEAM NEXT YEAR REGARDLESS OF WHERE WE END UP TONIGHT. I WOULD ASK THOSE SAME frickSTICKS TO DRINK WARM BEER AND DRAG THEIR BALLS ON BOURBON STREETS SIDEWALKS.

YOU frickING THINK EVEN IF WE DON'T GET A TOP 4 PICK THAT THE PELS WONT MAKE frickING MOVES? BITCHES ARE ALL OVER ZIONS DICK RIGHT NOW TO GET HIM TO LEAVE: THE MEDIA, RETARDED NEW YORKERS, EVEN MORE RETARDED LAKER FANS, "SELECT FAMILY MEMBERS" frick ALL OF YOU HOES THAT WANT ZION GONE WE CAN FIGHT AT DREW BREES HOUSE HE'S PROBABLY IN CALI GETTING HAIR PLUGS FOR NBC ANYWAYS.

WE'RE MAKING frickING MOVES SONS. WE AIN'T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A frickING FIGHT, AND TONIGHT WE'RE JUST ADDING ANOTHER PIECE TO THE PUZZLE, IT'S EITHER A CORNER PIECE OR ONE THAT WILL COMPLETE ONE OF THESE frickING BALLONS GODDAMMIT WHY DID I BUY A 1000 PIECE BALLON PUZZLE frick. I DIGRESS

WE FLAP
THEY LOSE

PELS W
NBA frickED