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WHEN I WAS IN MY EARLY 20s I HAD A DRY SPELL WITH THE LADIES. I WAS STILL A COUPLE OF YEARS AWAY FROM MEETING MRS. KNOWSOFAR AND HADN'T GOTTEN ANY IN A LONG TIME, TIL I RAN INTO AN OLD FRIEND AT A BAR, SHE AND I GOT JOHN DALY/CHRIS FARLEY DRUNK AND frickED TIL THE MORNING.

GUESS WHAT LAST frickING NIGHT REMINDED ME OF!

PELS WON LAST NIGHT, AND THATS ALL. CLOSE THE BOOK ON THAT shite, ITS TIME TO TAKE ON THE ROX, THE 2ND MOST HATED TEAM ON PELS TALK.

THEY HAVE DEMARCUS NO TENDONS COUSINS, A HAS BEEN a-hole THAT IS A LYING BITCHASS THAT WILL NEVER HAVE MY RESPECT. GO frick YOURSELF COUSINS, YOU PATHETIC BITCH.

THEY ALSO HAVE CHRISTIAN WOOD, A GUY THAT RECENTLY DISCOVERED HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL WELL, LIKE WHAT THE frick DUDE WHERE WAS THIS shite WHEN YOU WERE WITH US?

AND OF COURSE WE CAN'T FORGET GOOD OLE LEMONHEAD, AKA EGKNEE AKA ERIC GORDON. HEY ERIC THANKS FOR STOPPING BY FOR THAT HORNETS WATCH PARTY ONE NIGHT IN NEW ORLEANS BACK WHEN YOU WERE INJURED, YOU ALMOST TRICKED A FEW OF US INTO THINKING YOU GAVE A shite. frick OFF

AND THEY ALSO HAVE JOHN WALL. HE'S PLAYING WELL. WHAT? YOU THINK I'M TALKING shite ABOUT JOHN WALL? I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S IN A frickING GANG, I'M NOT THAT STUPID.

ANYfrickINGWAYS, frick HOUSTON, BY FAR THE SHITTIEST OF THE 3 MAJOR TEXAS TOWNS. WE FLAPPIN

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