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Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
SONS

AFTER DISMANTLING THE BITCH arse GRIZZLIES IN A GET RIGHT GAME WE NOW FACE THE frickING BLAZERS. AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THE frickING BLAZERS ARE JUST GOING TO BE ANOTHER frickING VICTIM FOR ZION WILLIAMSON, KNOWN NBA SERIAL KILLER OF BASKETBALL TEAMS.

HIS FEBRUARY NUMBERS, COURTESY OF THE BIRD WRITES, A FAR SUPERIOR SITE THAN BOURBON STREET SHOTS:

26 PPG 5.4 REBS 4.4 ASTS 1 STL 1 BLK 72.9% TS +/- 6.7

AIR GUMBO IS frickING THE LEAGUE UP SOONER THAN YOU OR I COULD HAVE EVER frickING PREDICTED. HIS SCORING, DEFT TOUCH AROUND THE RIM, HIS PASSING, HIS FIRST JUMP, 2ND JUMP, ALL ELITE. LIKE frick YOU YOU AINT STOPPIN ME ELITE. I KEEP TRYING TO FIND A COMPARISON AND DECIDED THAT HES THE LOVE CHILD OF LEBRON AND CHARLES BARKLEY, BUT EVEN THAT MAY BE AN INSULT TO ZION, DESTROYER OF NBA TEAMS.

THE BLAZERS ARE A KNOWN COMMODITY IN THE LEAGUE, GUARANTEED TO LOSE IN THE 2ND ROUND AND GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE A CONF FINALS WHEN ENOUGH TEAMS GET HURT, GOOD FOR THEM. PORTLAND, AND OREGON IN GENERAL IS A frickING shite SHOW AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PORTLANDIA, THE WORST frickING COMEDY SHOW OF ALL TIME. LIKE WHO THE frick DECIDED FRED frickING ARMISEN CAN CARRY A SHOW?

WE frickING WIN AND PUT THE LEAGUE ON NOTICE AGAIN, FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON, AGAIN.

WE FLAP
THEY frickING LOSE

PELS W
AT LEAST WE HAVE NIKE L


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TigerLunatik
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
Hopefully I get power back by tonight and get to watch this one.


touchdownjeebus
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
No riot or antifa talk? Wtf do we pay you for?


Pelefraan 1
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
Live look at the Pels flying back into Louisiana

Image: https://i.gifer.com/BJL3.gif


htran90
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
frick DOLLA DAME TONIGHT. OUR FATBOI Z GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT A DOLLA CAN BUY, A BIG arse POSTER AND L


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504Voodoo
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
It'll be interesting to see how we do w/o the Dame stopper in Jrue. One thing's for sure, Zion should eat in the paint.


lionward2014
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
Hope Lonzo babysits son Dame in a way that makes Daddy Jrue (RIP) proud.


DomincDecoco
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this gets me hard every time



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theducks
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PORTLAND, AND OREGON IN GENERAL IS A frickING shite SHOW


Thanks BLM.

Good luck tonight gents.


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whatiknowsofar
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riot or antifa talk? Wtf do we pay you for?



THE CAPS HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT frickING SHIT, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH RETARDED POLITICAL THREADS ON PELS TALK ALREADY


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ShamelessPel
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Hope Lonzo babysits son Dame in a way that makes Daddy Jrue (RIP) proud.


Read some Bucks sites that think he's getting the max one way or the other this offseason. That's bananas.


htran90
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Read some Bucks sites that think he's getting the max one way or the other this offseason. That's bananas.


The jrue they got is arguably the best version so far. He's the 3rd fiddle.

Provides excellent defense
Solid shooting and scoring
Facilitates well and his ast:tov ratio is better than 3:1

Maxing him is crazy, but you could do worse I guess


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Billy Mays
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PORTLANDIA, THE WORST frickING COMEDY SHOW OF ALL TIME. LIKE WHO THE frick DECIDED FRED frickING ARMISEN CAN CARRY A SHOW?





The only thing good about Portlandia is the intro music.... that's it.


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Pelefraan 1
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Read some Bucks sites that think he's getting the max one way or the other this offseason. That's bananas.


When you're a heavily capped team, it really doesn't matter that much how much you give your star bird rights guys

If Jrue gets the max or 6 mil less, it makes virtually no difference in reality

You're not going to spend a single cent signing free agents into cap space
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Blazers announce that their flight from OKC to New Orleans last night was cancelled because of weather. Team is flying this afternoon and will go from airport to arena for tonight’s game against Pelicans.


No excuse for Pels tonight


Bronc
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re: Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good
I still expect an ugly game.

Pels still had/have to go through their own misery.

Should give us an edge in the misery department though...
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Soggymoss
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Bledsoe historically has done better covering Dame than Jrue has, so if he shows up and actually decides he wants to play tonight, we should be good.


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Bronc
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If Jrue gets the max or 6 mil less, it makes virtually no difference in reality


Not gonna lie, Jrue has really lucked into his contract year situations lol(not that I’m knocking it, couldn’t happen to a better guy).

But twice now, Pels and Bucks, he’s come up on his contract year playing for teams that can’t afford to let him go because their backs are against the cap wall so they are going to have to pay him above market rate to keep him.

Bucks did this to themselves though, pulling an OKC, their ownership cheaped out on Brogdon and probably shut their door on a championship that day.


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