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Pels v Blazers: that Zion guy is pretty good

Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:07 am
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20900 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:07 am
SONS

AFTER DISMANTLING THE BITCH arse GRIZZLIES IN A GET RIGHT GAME WE NOW FACE THE frickING BLAZERS. AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THE frickING BLAZERS ARE JUST GOING TO BE ANOTHER frickING VICTIM FOR ZION WILLIAMSON, KNOWN NBA SERIAL KILLER OF BASKETBALL TEAMS.

HIS FEBRUARY NUMBERS, COURTESY OF THE BIRD WRITES, A FAR SUPERIOR SITE THAN BOURBON STREET SHOTS:

26 PPG 5.4 REBS 4.4 ASTS 1 STL 1 BLK 72.9% TS +/- 6.7

AIR GUMBO IS frickING THE LEAGUE UP SOONER THAN YOU OR I COULD HAVE EVER frickING PREDICTED. HIS SCORING, DEFT TOUCH AROUND THE RIM, HIS PASSING, HIS FIRST JUMP, 2ND JUMP, ALL ELITE. LIKE frick YOU YOU AINT STOPPIN ME ELITE. I KEEP TRYING TO FIND A COMPARISON AND DECIDED THAT HES THE LOVE CHILD OF LEBRON AND CHARLES BARKLEY, BUT EVEN THAT MAY BE AN INSULT TO ZION, DESTROYER OF NBA TEAMS.

THE BLAZERS ARE A KNOWN COMMODITY IN THE LEAGUE, GUARANTEED TO LOSE IN THE 2ND ROUND AND GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE A CONF FINALS WHEN ENOUGH TEAMS GET HURT, GOOD FOR THEM. PORTLAND, AND OREGON IN GENERAL IS A frickING shite SHOW AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PORTLANDIA, THE WORST frickING COMEDY SHOW OF ALL TIME. LIKE WHO THE frick DECIDED FRED frickING ARMISEN CAN CARRY A SHOW?

WE frickING WIN AND PUT THE LEAGUE ON NOTICE AGAIN, FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON, AGAIN.

WE FLAP
THEY frickING LOSE

PELS W
AT LEAST WE HAVE NIKE L
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22396 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:12 am to
Us



Them
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9794 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:15 am to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93643 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:18 am to
Hopefully I get power back by tonight and get to watch this one.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:18 am to
No riot or antifa talk? Wtf do we pay you for?
Posted by Pelefraan 1
Member since Jan 2018
6706 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:19 am to
Live look at the Pels flying back into Louisiana

Posted by htran90
BC
Member since Dec 2012
30083 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:45 am to
frick DOLLA DAME TONIGHT. OUR FATBOI Z GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT A DOLLA CAN BUY, A BIG arse POSTER AND L
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13530 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 11:59 am to
It'll be interesting to see how we do w/o the Dame stopper in Jrue. One thing's for sure, Zion should eat in the paint.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
11700 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:06 pm to
Hope Lonzo babysits son Dame in a way that makes Daddy Jrue (RIP) proud.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10822 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:25 pm to
this gets me hard every time

Posted by theducks
Where The Blazers Play
Member since Aug 2013
13698 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:28 pm to
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PORTLAND, AND OREGON IN GENERAL IS A frickING shite SHOW


Thanks BLM.

Good luck tonight gents.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20900 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:28 pm to
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riot or antifa talk? Wtf do we pay you for?



THE CAPS HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT frickING shite, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH RETARDED POLITICAL THREADS ON PELS TALK ALREADY
Posted by ShamelessPel
Metairie
Member since Apr 2013
12719 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:42 pm to
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Hope Lonzo babysits son Dame in a way that makes Daddy Jrue (RIP) proud.


Read some Bucks sites that think he's getting the max one way or the other this offseason. That's bananas.
Posted by htran90
BC
Member since Dec 2012
30083 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Read some Bucks sites that think he's getting the max one way or the other this offseason. That's bananas.


The jrue they got is arguably the best version so far. He's the 3rd fiddle.

Provides excellent defense
Solid shooting and scoring
Facilitates well and his ast:tov ratio is better than 3:1

Maxing him is crazy, but you could do worse I guess
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25270 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 12:58 pm to
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PORTLANDIA, THE WORST frickING COMEDY SHOW OF ALL TIME. LIKE WHO THE frick DECIDED FRED frickING ARMISEN CAN CARRY A SHOW?





The only thing good about Portlandia is the intro music.... that's it.
Posted by Pelefraan 1
Member since Jan 2018
6706 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 1:00 pm to
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Read some Bucks sites that think he's getting the max one way or the other this offseason. That's bananas.


When you're a heavily capped team, it really doesn't matter that much how much you give your star bird rights guys

If Jrue gets the max or 6 mil less, it makes virtually no difference in reality

You're not going to spend a single cent signing free agents into cap space
This post was edited on 2/17/21 at 1:04 pm
Posted by Soggymoss
Member since Aug 2018
14157 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 1:05 pm to
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Blazers announce that their flight from OKC to New Orleans last night was cancelled because of weather. Team is flying this afternoon and will go from airport to arena for tonight’s game against Pelicans.


No excuse for Pels tonight
Posted by Bronc
Member since Sep 2018
12646 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 1:07 pm to
I still expect an ugly game.

Pels still had/have to go through their own misery.

Should give us an edge in the misery department though...
This post was edited on 2/17/21 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Soggymoss
Member since Aug 2018
14157 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 1:08 pm to
Bledsoe historically has done better covering Dame than Jrue has, so if he shows up and actually decides he wants to play tonight, we should be good.
Posted by Bronc
Member since Sep 2018
12646 posts
Posted on 2/17/21 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

If Jrue gets the max or 6 mil less, it makes virtually no difference in reality


Not gonna lie, Jrue has really lucked into his contract year situations lol(not that I’m knocking it, couldn’t happen to a better guy).

But twice now, Pels and Bucks, he’s come up on his contract year playing for teams that can’t afford to let him go because their backs are against the cap wall so they are going to have to pay him above market rate to keep him.

Bucks did this to themselves though, pulling an OKC, their ownership cheaped out on Brogdon and probably shut their door on a championship that day.
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