re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread

You're good people in my book link

frick the haters

I actually usually enjoy link's posts

First off, frick you for telling any married couple how they should raise their kids and what medical/religious procedures should be performed on them.

Second of all, it's a frickin Jewish custom that was oddly adopted by the WASP-dominant population of the United States during the 20th century. Neither of my parents were Jewish, so why should they adhere to such a practice?

Thirdly, it's never once stopped me from getting laid during my lifetime. Not one...damn...time.

Fourthly, some studies have shown that the retention of foreskin among males actually enhances penial sensitivity and pleasure during intercourse.

Fifthly, frick you and any individual who would willingly inflict pain on a new-born infant just for the sake of adhering to some ridiculous cultural practice that has only gained popularity in the last few generations.

And finally, suck my uncircumcised dick.

It's some shite that young, hip, parents that masturbate to pinterest do...It's stupid. It's one thing to lie about a made up person like God or Santa, but now they have kids believing that a cloth doll gets up and moves around the house all night...fricking Parents these days

Do you have kids or very young relatives?

It seems like I didn't hear about it until last year or the year before. I don't think it's been around that long.

What the frick did you just fricking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-Qaeda, and I have over 100 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USa and your IP is being traced right now so better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US marine corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fricking dead kiddo.

I don’t give a frick who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fricking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fricking pain that itll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fricking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a frick how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fricking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fricking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn on your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frick out, your blood pressure will triple, and youll have a fricking heart attack. Youll go to the hospital for a heart operationa and the last thing youll see when youre being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on , wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. Youll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I’ll run over yo uwith my fricking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you toknow how easily I could fricking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how id rather go to a great frickng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fricking hell. It’s too ate to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either…I’ll fricking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced fgt. Welcome to hell, population: you.

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The MB needs a new villain now that burt's gone.

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Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:46 pm to DrunkTigerBaiter

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now that burt's gone

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to DrunkTigerBaiter

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burt's gone

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DrunkTigerBaiter

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burt

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DrunkTigerBaiter

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I just screenshotted that and texted it to my boy burt to let him know his fans miss him. only problem is he can't get any cell phone reception in your head.