Just listened to Florida Georgia Line for the first time.

Jesus frick. I hate them so much.

I don't think I've ever had such an immediate dislike for a band in my life. They're just cheesedick to the max.

A promoted video of them with a remix w/ Nelly of their song "Cruise" popped up, and I was like eh, why not, never heard any of their stuff they're getting big, lets see what this is about. Made it about 25 seconds.

Then I went and found the original version, it sucked almost as bad. So I give them a chance and listen to "Shine On"; horrible. Then "Dayum Baby"; I want to stab myself with an icepick.

So I see a song called "Hell Raisin' Heat of the Summer" and I say ok, they can't possibly queer up a song with that title. Wrong. Wrong.

I tell myself give them one more song to at least see if there's one track that isn't a seeping vagina. I see "Backwoods Country Queen"; and I expect this to be a chick with attitude anthem... it tries to be, it doesn't hit the mark. I'm just amazed at the crap Nashville shoves down people's throats. If you like this band, then that's your thing and I support your right to listen to them, and to have sex with whoever you like in the privacy of your home, and even believe you should have marital rights and not be blocked from adopting, but please do us a favor and listen to them with your headphones on or windows roll up, I hope to never be assaulted by this travesty called country music whilst at a stop light against my will.