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Would Leslie Nieslen fly in movies today? What are his best quotes/scenes?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:13 am
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:13 am
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This is up there.
"Frank, why don't you want to have a child?"
"Didn't I try to adopt that 18 year old Korean girl?
"Having a baby is a big responsibility, it's like being in charge of sanitation in a Haitian jail?"
This is up there.
"Frank, why don't you want to have a child?"
"Didn't I try to adopt that 18 year old Korean girl?
"Having a baby is a big responsibility, it's like being in charge of sanitation in a Haitian jail?"
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 5:38 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Posted on 4/11/18 at 5:54 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Dr. Rumack: “You’d better tell the captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.”
Stewardess: “A hospital? What is it?”
Dr. Rumack: “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
Stewardess: “A hospital? What is it?”
Dr. Rumack: “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
Posted on 4/11/18 at 6:10 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I knew I was going to have to feel things out”
Posted on 4/11/18 at 6:13 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Posted on 4/11/18 at 6:15 am to Tiger Voodoo
And the classic, and completely acceptable today shootout bit:
Posted on 4/11/18 at 6:43 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
quote:
Would Leslie Nieslen fly in movies today?
Sure. If the movie was Airplane.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 6:47 am to Tiger Voodoo
Naked Gun is awesome. When the guy says he has a message from Ludwig, and stats shooting. Frank says “I can’t hear you. Don’t fire the gun while you’re talking “
The umpire scenes are great.
The umpire scenes are great.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:07 am to upgrade
My two favorite quotes from Naked Gun
Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
[Frank quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]
Also,
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Frank: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
Ed: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
Frank: Well, uh...
[Frank quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]
Also,
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 8:28 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
quote:
Would Leslie Nieslen fly in movies today?
Of course he would.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 8:45 am to dallastiger55
quote:
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
I love the end of that quote, it's just the cherry on top. As if killing 5 citizens isn't bad enough, the fact that they were good actors just made it even worse
Posted on 4/11/18 at 8:50 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Love the Naked Gun movies. So many memorable scenes--baseball, the lobster dinner (in 2 1/2)... They are so rewatchable because you pick up so many gags you missed before.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 9:41 am to spslayto
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:43 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:16 am to dallastiger55
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Second best part of the movie behind the umpire scene lol
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
Second best part of the movie behind the umpire scene lol
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:04 pm to OMLandshark
Bingo
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:06 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
The classic:
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:17 pm to thetigerman
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:24 pm to thetigerman
In naked gun during the baseball game and there's 30 fricking announcers in the broadcast booth.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:32 pm to harmonics
quote:
In naked gun during the baseball game and there's 30 fricking announcers in the broadcast booth.
How about that
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