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re: What's the cringiest movie you had an adult take you to as a kid?

Posted on 2/19/18 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by Miganey
Austin, Tx
Member since Feb 2013
3583 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 7:36 pm to
My super classy southern grandmother walked out of the room during Kingsman.. I didn't realize how many f bombs were in they movie the first time I watched it

Mom tried to cover my eyes during the titanic scene with Kate winslets boobs ... didn't work mom

Watched wedding crashers with my girlfriend at the time and her parents. Really akward
Posted by McChowder
Hammond
Member since Dec 2006
5217 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 7:49 pm to
Sitting next to my 90 yo grandmother in "The Piano" and seeing a woman on screen get finger banged.
Posted by GAAtty70
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/19/18 at 8:21 pm to
My dad and his gf took me to see Christine when I was about 13.

When the old man says, "She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy."

I wanted to crawl under the seat.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 8:31 pm to
My mom was our den mother with my friend's mom, took our cub scout pack to see something called poppy, boobs within 10 minutes.

And once when mom was in her 60's and I was about 30 we were watching showtime and this dude started eating out some chick - we didn't say a word about it
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 8:53 pm to
Didn't take me, but neighbor lady let us watch The Last American Virgin on HBO during its early days. Heck, I was just a little kid. After the "dick measuring" scene I felt uncomfortable and went home. I knew I shouldn't be watching that stuff
Posted by MasterKnight
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
1115 posts
Posted on 2/19/18 at 11:16 pm to
I was in high school so not exactly a kid. I was around 17 and a female friend and I rented some movies ( yes this is back in mid 90s before streaming and Redbox) to watch at her parents house. One of the videos was “Exit to Eden” with Dan Akroyd and Rosie O’Donell. I knew it dealt with some sexual storyline but never knew it would go that far. Friend’s father was laughing his arse off the whole movie. Her mother had enough and walked out of the living room and just shook her head at me and gave me the most “I’m dissapointed in you” looks. She never really did trust me after that lol. My friend was shocked too and so many times I could feel that she wanted to stop the movie. I said it was my idea to rent it. Her father was cool and it was no big deal to him.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
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Posted on 2/20/18 at 6:06 am to
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Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29360 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 6:21 am to
I saw Ace Ventura in the theater when I was way too young to do so. That sex scene was awkward as hell sitting next to my mother.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/20/18 at 6:23 am to
The movie they made with Tim Oliphant as Hitman 47. I loved the games.
Posted by BigOrangeVols
Knoxville
Member since Jul 2015
3067 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 6:28 am to
My buddy and I went to see Borat with his parents when we were 15. That was pretty effin cringe-worthy.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/20/18 at 8:33 am to
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My buddy and I went to see Borat with his parents when we were 15. That was pretty effin cringe-worthy.



OKay, this one wins.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 8:49 am to
Borat came out when I was like 13/14 so we were all just beginning high school. Obviously that humor absolutely kills at that age group. All I can remember is everyone saying you HAVE to see Borat and everyone trying to figure out whose friend would have cool enough parents to take the kids.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14158 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:10 am to
Not necessarily cringe worth but my parents took me to Alien when it came out in the theatre. They wanted to see it so I guess they had no choice.

I’m 46 now and still bring up how I watched 2/3 or the movie through my moms fingers over my eyes and had nightmares until I was through college.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70889 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:27 am to
My churchy aunt took myself and 4 cousins to see Step Brothers....she gasped probably 50 times. I felt like I couldn't even laugh at certain parts, and I was the oldest.
Posted by Marfa
Esplanade
Member since Sep 2016
1432 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:16 pm to
Milk Money in theaters with my mom
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
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Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:19 pm to
I was pretty young when my parents took me to see Robocop. They weren't the least bit worried if I got my daily dose of the ol' ultraviolence.

They weren't prepared for the shower scene though. LOL.

Ah, the 80s.

"Hands blown off? No biggie."
"Boobs? NOOOOO!!! Think of the children!"
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Borat came out when I was like 13/14 so we were all just beginning high school. Obviously that humor absolutely kills at that age group. All I can remember is everyone saying you HAVE to see Borat and everyone trying to figure out whose friend would have cool enough parents to take the kids.


My parents found that movie absolutely hysterical when I showed them. It really took until Team America for me to find the boundary that went into discomfort. Savage violence can do it for my mom as well.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
39954 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:31 pm to
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Posted by CaptainPanic
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25582 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 4:36 pm to
When I was very young, my Dad rented Starship Troopers because he thought it was rated PG and we watched as a family.

Mom wasn't thrilled.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3131 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 4:44 pm to
I remember my mom taking me to see the Jerk when I was 10 or 11. She was thinking Steve Martin (King Tut, SNL stuff.) Between My special purpose, Bernadette Peters tits, and the biker chick scenes it was pretty uncomfortable.
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