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What is Your "Mt. Trashmore" of Sly Stallone Movies

Posted on 4/6/21 at 3:48 pm
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 3:48 pm
I'm going to try a new twist on the Mt Rushmore threads. Instead of pick the "best" of a actor, genre, or whatever else you can image I want to talk about the WORST.

I'll start this with low hanging fruit of Sly Stallone:

Cobra

Posted by pevetohead
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 3:52 pm to
Judge Dredd
Posted by DaBeerz
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:00 pm to
Cobra was awesome, you must not have ever seen “stop or my mom will shoot”
This post was edited on 4/6/21 at 4:03 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:02 pm to
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Cobra

10 year old me thinks you should shut your face

42 year old me knows better than to watch it again

I submit Rocky 5
It was so bad that Tommy Morrison got AIDS
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

I'll start this with low hanging fruit of Sly Stallone:

Cobra


Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:14 pm to
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Cobra


The opening scene is Mt. Rushmore of "80's greatness."

I've said this before, if you wanted to show aliens what 80's movies were all about...

You'd show them Cobra.

I mean, it doesn't get any better than this: Cobra Grocery Store scene
This post was edited on 4/6/21 at 4:35 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:17 pm to
stop or my mom will shoot
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:17 pm to
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Cobra


Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:21 pm to
Stop or My Mom will Shoot

No other movie comes close, outside of his porno days
This post was edited on 4/6/21 at 4:22 pm
Posted by phantom70815
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:21 pm to
Oscar
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 4:26 pm to
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I submit Rocky 5
It was so bad that Tommy Morrison got AIDS


Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 5:07 pm to
Cobra was awesome. I remember watching it as a kid and we kept a running body count. It was amazing how many people he killed in that movie.

The one comedy where he’s a rich a-hole has to be on this list. Oscar maybe?
This post was edited on 4/6/21 at 5:09 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 5:42 pm to
Sipping the Coors tall boy is great. That and

Go ahead

Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 5:45 pm to
The Specialist
Judge Dredd
Rhinestone
Rocky V
Posted by AUFANATL
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 7:07 pm to

I remember he hosted SNL one year and they did a sketch where Norm MacDonald made fun of all the terrible movies he had done. Sly participated in the sketch so he at least has a sense of humor about it.

My favorite part was when Norm told him that Over the Top was a powerfully emotional film about a boy caught in the middle of his parents divorce...and, oh yeah, it also had lots of arm wrestling. He said Kramer vs Kramer was also a pretty good movie on the same subject but it was just missing something.... Arm Wrestling!

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Posted on 4/6/21 at 7:31 pm to
Driven
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 7:34 pm to
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Posted by rb
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 8:15 pm to
Over the top. Wanted to shoot myself in the face.
Posted by Hubbhogg
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 8:20 pm to
There's so many lol.

Besides the early Rocky's, he's got a bunch of shite movies IMO.

Rambo's are ok
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
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Posted on 4/6/21 at 8:26 pm to
No one has mentioned Death Race 2000 or his debut film " The Italian Stallion" AKA The Party at Kitty and Stud's which is a softcore flick...LOL
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