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What if Michael Bay directed the sequels of Star Wars...
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:29 am
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:29 am
Would it have been better or worst?
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Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:31 am to biggsc
Worse
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:32 am to biggsc
Interesting thought, but worse than JJ
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:32 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Which director should it have been?
Everything went downhill when George sold Lucasfilm to the World of Mickey Mouse
Everything went downhill when George sold Lucasfilm to the World of Mickey Mouse
This post was edited on 12/20/19 at 10:33 am
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:37 am to biggsc
If he'd directed Titanic:
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:38 am to biggsc
utter trash with X-Wings randomly crashing into the ground for no reason.
This post was edited on 12/20/19 at 10:39 am
Posted on 12/20/19 at 10:49 am to JBeam
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:07 am to biggsc
Plenty of T&A. So. There might actually be rewatch value. Imagine scantily clad lightsaber wielding Jedi?
Female StormTrooper dressing scenes.
Epic chase scenes.
shite plot. But hey. We already have a shite plot with fantastic effects.
Knob slobberers will deny it, but this trash arse movie is essentia a Michael Bay production without having Bay attached to it.
Minus the tits and arse.
Female StormTrooper dressing scenes.
Epic chase scenes.
shite plot. But hey. We already have a shite plot with fantastic effects.
Knob slobberers will deny it, but this trash arse movie is essentia a Michael Bay production without having Bay attached to it.
Minus the tits and arse.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:09 am to Athos
quote:
Plenty of T&A. So. There might actually be rewatch value. Imagine scantily clad lightsaber wielding Jedi?
Female StormTrooper dressing scenes.
Epic chase scenes.
shite plot. But hey. We already have a shite plot with fantastic effects.
Knob slobberers will deny it, but this trash arse movie is essentia a Michael Bay production without having Bay attached to it.
Minus the tits and arse.
eASILY WOULD BE BETTER.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:11 am to biggsc
quote:
Everything went downhill when George sold Lucasfilm to the World of Mickey Mouse
You consider the prequels uphill?
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:14 am to biggsc
i would give Uwe Boll a shot
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:20 am to biggsc
Honesty, a MB Star Wars movie would probably be pretty fun. The best star wars movies have the perfect mix of camp, humor, wonder, self-seriousness, and action. I think it could fit Bay’s style to a tee, granted, after seeing what he did with the latter transformers movies, I’m pretty skeptical.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:25 am to biggsc
quote:
Would it have been better or worst?
Doesn't matter. He'd be just a puppet also given the PC nature of things. And they'd still be worse.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:30 am to biggsc
quote:It would have been shaky cam instead of sparkly lights.
Would it have been better or worst?
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:38 am to biggsc
Shots of slow mo helicopter blades in front of both suns of Tattoine would be 10% of the movie.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:42 am to saintsfan22
Also, the American flag would have to be in the background of 5-6 shots.
Posted on 12/20/19 at 11:45 am to biggsc
I want Vince Gilligan to do a Crimson Dawn miniseries.
Or Fargo season 5 from a midwestern galaxy far away with Noah
Or Fargo season 5 from a midwestern galaxy far away with Noah
Posted on 12/20/19 at 12:20 pm to Nodust
quote:
I want Vince Gilligan
to do a Palpatine miniseries
This post was edited on 12/20/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 12/20/19 at 12:23 pm to biggsc
Posted on 12/20/19 at 12:28 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
Have Star Wars ships transform to Decepticons
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