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What are the worst Christmas movies/specials you’ve seen?

Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:22 am
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:22 am
Not counting “intentionally bad” made for TV stuff like Hallmark and others (those are a guilty pleasure)

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Christmas with the Kranks - this may be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:26 am to
Ernest Saves Christmas and Love Actually.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:28 am to
There was a stop frame animation Christmas show like Rudolph about a donkey with really long ears. He’s teased and has a pretty tragic childhood but ends up carrying Mary in to Bethlehem and gets to witness the birth of Christ.

There’s a scene where his mother dies and it crushed my 8 year old heart. It was up there with Bambi’s mother getting shot and Dumbo’s mother in chains.

I don’t consider myself a softy but frick those shows. I have a weakness for seeing animals hurt I guess. Even if it’s fictional cartoon or doll ones.

Anyway, the donkey’s name was Nester, I think the show was called Nester the Christmas Donkey or something.

Screw that show.

ETA:

Here it is.
This post was edited on 12/6/18 at 6:30 am
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:42 am to
I absolutely hated “The Little Drummer Boy” that was stop-motion, like “Rudolph” and “Santa Claus is Comin to Town”.

I remember the donkey one too.

“Rudolph Saves New Year” was pretty terrible too.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58543 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:51 am to
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Ernest Saves Christmas and Love Actual


What the frick’s the matter with you?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15497 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:51 am to
Star Wars is top 5 easy.

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I remember the donkey one too.


Nester the Christmas Donkey

Posted by GatorReb
Dallas GA
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 12/6/18 at 6:56 am to
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Christmas with the Kranks - this may be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen


You shut your god damned mouth.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 8:20 am to
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What the frick’s the matter with you?



How much time you got?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 12/6/18 at 8:36 am to
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Christmas with the Kranks - this may be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen




Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
14155 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 8:53 am to
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Anyway, the donkey’s name was Nester, I think the show was called Nester the Christmas Donkey or something.


That was one of my favorite Christmas shows growing up. Yes, the beginning is sad, but it has a powerful message behind it. I still remember what the little angel told Nestor:

"Your ears can do a wondrous thing no other ears can do. The sounds they hear will guide you on a path that's straight and true. And you will save another as your mother once saved you."

Disney told a similar story with "The Small One." Also a very moving Christmas story.
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11723 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 10:11 am to
Why is Love Actually the worst Christmas movie you've seen?
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 10:25 am to
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36002 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 11:12 am to
In '77, Marlo Thomas did a made-for-TV remake of It's a Wonderful Life. This was before It's a Wonderful Life was a rediscovered phenomena, so a lot of people thought this was an original story.

The genders of George, Mary, and Clarence are reversed.

Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 12/6/18 at 11:52 am to
Fred Clause is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 12:20 pm to
Jingle All The Way is awful
Posted by LSUMaverick
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1704 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 12:24 pm to
My husband and I tried to watch that Netflix Christmas movie with Kurt Russell...I don't think we made it 20 minutes.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20740 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 12:31 pm to
The Christmas Shoes. All time lowe for Rob.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20347 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 1:33 pm to
Santa Claus: The Movie

I remember McDonalds had books for this movie in their happy meals when it came out in the mid-80's.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12461 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 1:47 pm to
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Jingle All The Way is awful


Now that is just false. I'd put it in the underrated Christmas movie category. I still use Arnold's rhythm when I name all of Santa's reindeer.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22885 posts
Posted on 12/6/18 at 1:50 pm to
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Santa Claus: The Movie


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