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Watching Meet The Parents and Greg is a good man

Posted on 5/15/20 at 10:21 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 10:21 pm
I enjoy watching this whenever it’s on tv. Every time I see this movie I just can’t imagine going through what Gay Lord Focker had to go through that weekend. After he spiked the volleyball to the bride’s face and everybody stared at him saying dammit Focker, I would have said frick all of yall and got the hell out of there.
Posted by nes2010
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 10:24 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 10:33 pm to
So you wouldnt have worn the speedo?
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25698 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 10:38 pm to
Hell no lol if I did best believe Im pissing in that pool.
Posted by Othello
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:01 pm to
I bet you would Panama Red.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:10 pm to
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Greg is a good man


1) He checks in a carry-on bag
2) He sniffs the brother of his girlfriend's boxers
3) He lets Jinxy loose to be lost outside
4) He sets the wedding altar on fire
5) He breaks the nose of his girlfriend's sister
6) He spray paints a cat's tail
7) He flushes the toilet in the spare room which causes the wedding backyard to fill up with septic fecal matter
8) He threatens an airplane stewardess
9) He says bomb on an airplane
10) And he brings home an imposter cat that destroys all the wedding stuff in Jack's house.

Oh, Greg...
This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 11:12 pm
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:11 pm to
Pam really fricked Gaylord up as soon as they got to their house. No smoking, not living together, and gift sucks. As fine as she is, she doesn't deserve Greg R.N.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25698 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:13 pm to
Ok I agree with number 1-2 but the rest is justified lol.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
9999 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:22 pm to
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1) He checks in a carry-on bag No issue
2) He sniffs the brother of his girlfriend's boxers Making sure they're clean. Can't blame him really
3) He lets Jinxy loose to be lost outside Stressed out and not thinking clearly.
4) He sets the wedding altar on fire Pam should have let him smoke on the ground
5) He breaks the nose of his girlfriend's sister put them hands up
6) He spray paints a cat's tail bad look
7) He flushes the toilet in the spare room which causes the wedding backyard to fill up with septic fecal matter bad look
8) He threatens an airplane stewardess FDB
9) He says bomb on an airplane Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
10) And he brings home an imposter cat that destroys all the wedding stuff in Jack's house bad look
This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 11:23 pm
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:25 pm to
He also lied about milking a cat
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:32 pm to
Then broke the Urn of Jack's mom and the cat pissed on the ashes thanks to Pam for being a whore. I swear none of this happens if Pam isn't in the picture.
Posted by tigerfan84
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Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35432 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 12:12 am to
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I swear none of this happens if Pam isn't in the picture.


She has no clue about anything or just doesn't give a crap about Greg.

It's his first time in his GF's parents house and she lets him sleep in so he comes down in his PJs while everyone else is dressed and ready to leave to get fitted for the wedding attire?

And her solution to Greg having no clothes is telling him to go into her brother's room that he's never met and steal his underwear?

And she knows they're going to a Pool party BBQ and doesn't give Greg any swimtrunks from her Dad or Denny before they leave so he has to wear the Speedos of an ex-boyfriend?

And then she stands by and lets Greg leave and she says nothing?

She brings nothing to the table until the very end with one phone call oh, I miss you. Jack does more for Greg than she does. She's a totally absent girlfriend.
This post was edited on 5/16/20 at 12:14 am
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25698 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 12:21 am to
Don’t forget she never told Greg about being engaged to Kevin until her dad told him. Spending the weekend with her after that would be a big NO for me.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35432 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 12:29 am to
And then he has to pry it out of her?

Who is this guy, how long were you dating?

Oh it was nothing just a silly physical thing.

What, like you guys worked out together a lot?
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/16/20 at 12:53 am to
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Greg
wtf is that

He didnt take the MCATs
Posted by Gpfather
Member since Jan 2019
420 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 6:55 am to
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Kevin


Funniest character.

Greg is Jewish.
Wow, so was JC. You’re in good company.
Posted by JoeKaneESU
Southwest Louisiana
Member since Apr 2020
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Posted on 5/16/20 at 7:15 am to


Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 7:20 am to
This is a charicaturized version of my and my GFs family’s. They’re much more quiet and slightly serious and all doctors and nurses. I am definitely an outsider. My family is much more fun and silly and in general ridiculous but openly loving and sweet. Where as I had to put in a lot of work to get them to like me my entire family was onboard with my GF before they ever met her my mom was sending her holiday cards, cash, and candy as soon as she learned of her existence. It was very funny showing her those movies for the first time.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 7:21 am to
One of my favorite scenes is the moms absolute sprint right into the pool when she gets hit in the face
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