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LuckyTiger
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The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
Finally watched Twilight for the first time the other night. The Twilight vampires were the most uncharismatic and least fearful vampires I’ve ever seen.

You can be distant, brooding, silent and still be somewhat charming. Not to mention menacing and fearful.

Brad Pitt’s Louie was a whiny buzzkill but he was still charismatic.





Don’t get me started on Kiefer Sutherland’s David. He made me shite myself as a kid.





Even one of the most legendary boring actors of all time, Jason Patric, was able to pull off a good performance with his Michael.





Twilight is Dawson’s Creek with vampires and worse dialogue. Seriously the dialogue was painful, some of the worst I’ve ever heard. And Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had zero chemistry together, which is surprising because they were apparently fricking in real life. Every one of their scenes together seemed uncomfortable and forced.

Terrible movie.


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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
I thought Alice was charismatic.



SEClint
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
Cause they're not real

..and Terry Silver got turned



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Athos
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
Because they’re written by a fat frick female that wants vampires to exist so she can frick one. Naturally she doesn’t wanna frick a real vampire, just a pretty emo boy with sharp canines,


Jay Are
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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Because they’re written by a fat frick female


I guess you've never seen a picture of Stephanie Meyer in 2005, when she wrote these things...


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GreenRockTiger
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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Finally watched Twilight for the first time the other night


Why?

I read the books and then wanted to watch the movies - well after almost not finishing the books, I only watched one movie - believe it or not the books are worse


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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
Pitt catches a lot of crap but he was a good Louis. The whiny buzzkill was the character not the performance.

Dang I hadn’t thought about Anne rice in forever. I would love a decent hbo vampire chronicles with some european actors. Lestat was French. Not southern Californian


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Mo Jeaux
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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I guess you've never seen a picture of Stephanie Meyer in 2005, when she wrote these things...


Meh.


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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
The wife and I like twilight, thought the books were better.


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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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And Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had zero chemistry together, which is surprising because they were apparently fricking in real life. Every one of their scenes together seemed uncomfortable and forced.



Robot Chicken summed up the movies well in the video game scene (last part of this three-bit YouTube clip, but they're all kinda funny).
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
holy shite i had not seen that - that was awesome


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GurleyGirl
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
Alice was the best thing about the Twilight movie series.


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theGarnetWay
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
They're no Dr. Acula. That's for sure.



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CGSC Lobotomy
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
I want to see a live action Strahd von Zarovich.


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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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I want to see a live action Strahd von Zarovich.


With or without the pending SJW alterations to the setting?


CarRamrod
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
you dont know what you are talking about.

Today, It has been 10 years since the worldwide release of the best movie series to date.

Twilight Appreciation Thread
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skrayper
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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Because they’re written by a fat frick female that wants vampires to exist so she can frick one. Naturally she doesn’t wanna frick a real vampire, just a pretty emo boy with sharp canines,


She wasn't fat. I dunno if I'd call her attractive or not, but certainly not overweight.

Are you confusing her with Anne Rice?


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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
Kristin Stewart is attractive enough, imo, but her looks are offset by her lack of any personality. I've seen dry pieces of toast with more appeal.

In the Buffy / Angel verse, I became a fan of Spike over time.






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Athos
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re: The Twilight Vampires Are The Most Uncharismatic Vampires I’ve Ever Seen
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She wasn't fat. I dunno if I'd call her attractive or not, but certainly not overweight.

Are you confusing her with Anne Rice?


Find me an image where she isn’t fat and not wearing spanx.


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