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The real winner of the game of thrones is...

Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:28 pm
Bronn.

Dude went from a dipshit Lannister sellsword to the lord of a top 3 house in the kingdom.

He successfully played both sides. They KNEW he was playing them and they still went along with it.

And now he is Master of Coin and controls all the whores in the Kingdom.

Well played Bronn, well played.


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Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:30 pm to
Davos
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:31 pm to
Poor man. He'll be dead of the pox within a year.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:31 pm to
Davos was just a good guy who rode the tide

Bronn actually played the game
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:31 pm to
this is your winner:

Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:33 pm to
He didn’t even start as a Lannister sellsword did he?

Just a drunk sellsword in a bar.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:33 pm to
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Poor man. He'll be dead of the pox within a year.

Wait, which one?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8119 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:34 pm to
Davos wins luckiest winner.

He admits he can’t fight, but can’t be killed in war.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:35 pm to

Davos hitched his wagon to Stannis, who in return cut off the ends of all of Davos' fingers for being a former smuggler.

Bronn didn't lose any body parts.
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:37 pm to
Davos survived 4 massive battles, a red witch, an insane usurper king, lost a child he loved, faced Lannisters, White Walkers and the Boltons and pretty much every enemy in Westeros and survived to tell the tale and ended up on the high council for the Warg King.

All this without seeing a wife he loved for years and years.

Davos...........the onion knight.....the GOAT.



Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12138 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:40 pm to
Martin tells a story in one of the early books.


A king, priest, rich man and sell sword are all in a room.

The king orders the sell sword to kill the other two in the name of the King.

The priest tells the sell sword to kill the other two in the name of the gods.

The rich man tells the sell sword to kill the other two and he will give him two sacks of gold.

Who is the most powerful man in the room.

Bronn understood this.

Posted by PeteRose
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:44 pm to
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Well played Bronn, well played.


D&D gave him the cheat code. No skills involved.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94820 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:48 pm to
Bronn from the book did some work.

Instead of going to Dorne, he married Lollys (the fat retarded chick), probably killed her mother, definitely killed her brother in law, and kicked out her sister so that Cersei killed her. And topped it off by naming Lollys’ bastard child-by-rape Tyrion right after Tyrion killed Tywin.

Jamie laughed his arse off at that and told Cersei “You’ve been searching for him everywhere but Tyrion was hiding in Lollys’ womb!”
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25849 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Dude went from a dipshit Lannister sellsword to the lord of a top 3 house in the kingdom.


shite. He wasn’t even a Lannister sellsword. He was a sellsword that happened to be at the inn where Cat and Tyrion collided.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89476 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:57 pm to
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Davos


Lost all his remaining sons in this war.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:59 pm to
Bronn and Davos were my two favorites.

I wouldn't have guessed theyd both make it to where they are.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:00 pm to
I do love how they appointed a Master of Coin that is illiterate and has openly admitted to the Hand that he’d steal money from him.



Just genius writing.
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
4997 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:00 pm to
not learning Bronns last name is one of the biggest letdowns of the series for me. i was fully expecting some big reveal that he was a Rayne or somethin.
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Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19741 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:06 pm to
I would cast my vote for Tyrion. How many times did he evade certain death? He should have died 4 or 5 times, maybe more.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:10 pm to
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I would cast my vote for Tyrion. How many times did he evade certain death? He should have died 4 or 5 times, maybe more.


Also was hand for 3 different rulers.
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