re: The Bachelor :lolwut:

This shite is so fake

Becca (sobbing) - "Is it because of (the other girl)?"

Guy - "No, it's because of that wrist tattoo"

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they could put Clint Howard in that role and they would act the same way.

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Lol

Ari is the biggest pussy they’ve ever trotted out on this show. He walks like a limp dick twat.

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Because I have absolutely zero patience, I did some research and now we also KNOW WHAT HE DID. Major Bachelor spoilers ahead, obviously, so get out now if you don’t want to have the finale ruined for you.

According to Reality Steve, in the finale, Arie dumps Lauren B., personified cardboard, and he proposes to sweet, charming Becca from Minnesota. You may be thinking, “Wow, that’s actually a pretty mature move from a man whose entire personality is literally male mediocrity personified. Maybe I was wrong about Arie Lyuneedledick this whole time!” Nope. Just wait.



Becca K. and Arie are happy. They are ~in love~. But it turns out that not only is Arie here to ruin your favorite show, he’s also here to ruin Becca’s life! They are probably off popping Champagne, when Arie, reigning queen of frickboys, brutally dumps Becca’s arse because he CHANGES HIS frickING MIND AND WANTS LAUREN B. INSTEAD. Somewhere in the distance, Dean Unglert breathes a sigh of relief.

YES. The dumbass proposes and then he changes his mind. This man’s only full sentence this entire season is to dump a cute and smart sweetheart who’s already been through the emotional wringer. SOMEONE CALL UNCLE GARY! As far as we can tell, Becca’s only crime against Arie was being a brunette.

So, Arie totally devastates and blindsides Becca, and then goes off to find Lauren B., who was off charging her robot batteries probably staring silently at a blank wall.

And here’s the worst part. Lauren B, who is so insecure she could not speak to Arie on their dates and instead just repeated whatever he said like a fricking parrot, TOOK HIM BACK after he dumped her on national television to propose to another woman. Lauren, sweetie, we know dating is rough out there, but even cardboard doesn’t deserve this wet towel of a man.

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That website you just linked has some pretty good commentary

I know, she kept telling him to just leave and he just sat there each time.

I noticed producers at that house snatched the Neil Lane rock off her finger with a quickness. Guess they didn’t want to risk her tossing it off a cliff or something.