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hsfolk
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Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?


Green Chili Tiger
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?


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Ssubba
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
The one where the kid is addicted to porn and uses energy drinks as a substitution for masturbation because Lifetime can't show a kid jacking off on television.


VoxDawg
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
Decent Lifetime Movie is an oxymoron.


saintsfan22
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
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The one where the kid is addicted to porn and uses energy drinks as a substitution for masturbation because Lifetime can't show a kid jacking off on television.


It was quite a change of pace for JD McCoy


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mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
Lifetime was weird.

Afterschool Specials were all about drugs. Everyone was getting addicted. They'd have some 1985 special about suburbia girls smoking crack at school.

Even Helen Hunt was in one where she snorts Angel Dust and then jumps out a school window.

But Lifetime was always about domestic violence against women.

Afterschool specials - every kid in the suburbs is doing drugs and commmiting suicide.

Lifetime movies - every boyfriend in the suburbs is beating his girlfriend and/or killing them.
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Brosef Stalin
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
All their movies were either about women getting raped or killed, or women killing their boyfriend or husband.


beauchristopher
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
Most LMN movies are about a child being abducted or a cheating spouse I believe.


saintsfan22
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
They're actually more heavily leaned towards crazy/slutty/stalker women now than cheating/abusive men.


AHM21
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
Me and the SO watched one a few months back about a baby in a bear costume locked in a car in the middle of the desert. It was great.


Brosef Stalin
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
There was one called Cyberbully a few years that was unintentionally hilarious. The Saved by the Bell behind the scenes movie was good too.


Uncle Gunnysack
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
see if you can guess the title of this one based off the description...
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A young girl discovers, to her disgust, that naked photos of her have been uploaded to numerous social media websites from a "revenge porn" webpage. When nothing is done, she makes it her personal crusade to find the perpetrator.





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mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
The only Lifetime movie that I remember was the one with the Mom from Family Ties.

The Betty Broderick case.

Meredith was a lunatic.

That was my first inkling...of uh-oh, don't date a lunatic because women be crazy.


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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
Deej GOAT


drexyl
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
i don't think it was a lifetime movie but the ben affleck steroids special was awesome. he just kept putting on more and more sweatshirts as he bulked up.


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ipodking
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
Dangerous Child (2001) was memorable. The kid from Luck of the Irish played a teen with anger problems who beats up his mom, played by Delta Burke


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Big Lesticles
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tigerinthebueche
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
No. I can honestly say I’ve never seen a decent movie on Lifetime. Some sucked less than others, but they’ve all been pretty bad.


But my wife watches them, so no biggie.


VoxDawg
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
The titles typically give it away that it's an epic crime against humanity of cinematic piece of garbage.

People's Exhibit A: Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?


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scrooster
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re: Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?
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Remember when Lifetime actually showed some decent movies?

No

But my wife might agree with you.

You're a female, correct?


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