Major Payne

the cutaway daydream when he throws the VC on the bbq pit makes me crack up every time i see it

Massively quotable movie.

"Major Payne just killed the bad man with extreme prejudice, and if he's still in alive, he ain't happy"

There was a thread about this a year or two ago. I watched it with the wife who had never seen it, and she was cracking up. It’s a movie that is so much better than it should’ve been. And it’s super quotable. Always loved it.

These are some of my favorites:







I always bust out laughing when he calls that kid arse eyes.

"There must be someone needs killing."

"Nope. You've killed them all."

My older brother was in the Marines when it came out, saw it before I did, and told me it was one of the funniest things he ever saw.

Immediately watched it, had to agree - though I think stuff landed differently because I swear he told me that Major Payne reminded him of actual guys he knew (though admittedly Drill Instructors, not officers) from the Marines.

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Karyn Parsons in that movie is one of the hottest women in any movie ever to me

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Interestingly, due to the fact that it's a comedy that still was "family friendly", her outfits are more understated in the movie.

Still though.



Also? She has some GREAT reaction moments: