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KTShoe
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Major Payne

Watching Major Payne after many years. Haven’t seen it in years. It holds up well. Haven’t stopped laughing.

”You plotting on me boy!”


heatom2
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re: Major Payne
Just had this conversation with some padnuhs. I had assumed I only loved it because i was young. Held up incredibly

“I’ve been known to cut a little rug in my day a heh heh”


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geauxtigers87
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re: Major Payne
the cutaway daydream when he throws the VC on the bbq pit makes me crack up every time i see it


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Massively quotable movie.

"Major Payne just killed the bad man with extreme prejudice, and if he's still in alive, he ain't happy"


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Brood211
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re: Major Payne
What are you smiling at? Found a piece of candy in your pocket?


CocomoLSU
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There was a thread about this a year or two ago. I watched it with the wife who had never seen it, and she was cracking up. It’s a movie that is so much better than it should’ve been. And it’s super quotable. Always loved it.

These are some of my favorites:







I always bust out laughing when he calls that kid arse eyes.

This post was edited on 11/27 at 10:01 am


Lawyered
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Karyn Parsons in that movie is one of the hottest women in any movie ever to me

So fine


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Saint Alfonzo
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quote:

Karyn Parsons in that movie is one of the hottest women in any movie ever to me

So fine

She was fine on Fresh Prince also.


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This one still cracks me up.. every once in awhile I’ll see it pop up and check it out. So many quotables.


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TideSaint
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"There must be someone needs killing."

"Nope. You've killed them all."


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SEClint
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..but it was his brother irl.


skrayper
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My older brother was in the Marines when it came out, saw it before I did, and told me it was one of the funniest things he ever saw.

Immediately watched it, had to agree - though I think stuff landed differently because I swear he told me that Major Payne reminded him of actual guys he knew (though admittedly Drill Instructors, not officers) from the Marines.


Thracken13
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I always tell my wife ta ta ta today jr


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skrayper
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quote:

Karyn Parsons in that movie is one of the hottest women in any movie ever to me




Interestingly, due to the fact that it's a comedy that still was "family friendly", her outfits are more understated in the movie.

Still though.



Also? She has some GREAT reaction moments:



Hoops
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but it was his brother irl


*nephew


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