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re: Mad about Affleck as Batman? ... Justin Bieber got a script/audition for Robin

Posted on 9/13/13 at 11:51 pm to
Posted by quail man
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Posted on 9/13/13 at 11:51 pm to
but that's what it says....
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
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Posted on 9/13/13 at 11:59 pm to
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 12:21 am to
People should be more mad about David Goyer and Zack Snyder writing the script.

Imagine Bieber wearing tights and pixie boots.
Posted by PattyRay38
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 12:39 am to
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also, considering the comic is titled "Batman: The Dark Knight FALLS" and not "...Returns" this is obviously fake.



Not that I think this is either real OR a good idea, technically, "The Dark Knight Falls" is the correct title. When the series was originally released in comic book form, the series was simply called "Batman: The Dark Knight." Issue one was "The Dark Knight Returns," issue 2 "The Dark Knight Triumphant," issue 3 "Hunt the Dark Knight," and issue 4 "The Dark Knight Falls." It was only when the series was collected into Trade Paperback form was the title of the series was from then on called "The Dark Knight Returns." Being that issue 4 is the one which featured the Superman/Batman fight, whoever photoshopped this up is pretty clever, as it makes it seem somewhat authentic.

The fakeness comes from 1) the Robin from DKR was the female Robin Carrie Kelley, and 2) there is no way ANYONE in this production would cast Bieber for even a cameo role as "random dude getting killed." Unlike a musician who has shown acting chops like Justin Timberlake-who said he wants to be the Riddler, but being that this is a Superman movie featuring Batman, plus more than likely Justice League films before any new solo Batman films, unlikely anytime soon-The Beebs has shown no acting talent aside from acting like a royal douche. So, no cause for concern here!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 12:43 am to
If this is real, I'm about to kill Zach Snyder. Holy mother of frick. I couldn't think of a worse choice, and despite being a huge Batman nerd, there is no way in fricking hell I'd see the film in theater or DVD. I'm sure curiosity would get the best of me and I'd rip it off online, but I really hope that both Bieber and Snyder get shot in the fricking face if this is true.
This post was edited on 9/14/13 at 1:12 am
Posted by TotesMcGotes
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 12:47 am to
Timberlake responded to a radio question about which superhero he'd play by saying that he doesn't want to ever play a superhero, but he'd play a villain, and that he'd want to play the Riddler because it was his favorite villain growing up. It was hardly him campaigning for a role.

I love Timberlake and think he is a shockingly good actor (minus one abysmal performance in In Time) and I think he would be a disaster as the Riddler.
Posted by PattyRay38
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 12:53 am to
Oh I realize that. I didn't even say that I would want him as the Riddler. I was just using him as an example of another musician mentioning a Batman-related role in comparison to this Bieber trolling. At least Timberlake has proven his acting chops numerous times, and would at least deserve consideration for such a role (and is a very likable guy), as opposed to Bieber, who has never acted and is pretty much a widely disliked guy by anyone over the age of 15.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 1:15 am to
BIEBER WOULD BE GREAT
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 1:21 am to
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If this is real, I'm about to kill Zach Snyder. Holy mother of frick. I couldn't think of a worse choice, and despite being a huge Batman nerd, there is no way in fricking hell I'd see the film in theater or DVD. I'm sure curiosity would get the best of me and I'd rip it off online, but I really hope that both Bieber and Snyder get shot in the fricking face if this is true.


Brother, I share your hatred of Justin Bieber. Dude is a no talent punk arse bitch.

I wish this gif was real life.

Posted by DURANTULA
Member since Jun 2013
1885 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 2:00 am to
I'm not sure what I'm more impressed with: The high level trolling by whomever started this or the drama queens on here melting down and saying they'd kill directors because of movies.

And why would anyone be mad at Zack Snyder for this? He didn't write Man of Steel, he didn't cast for that movie, and he's not casting for this movie either. Whomever is mad about Goyer potentially writing this movie, he wrote the last one and this one and I'd all but put my life on the own that even if he did put Robin in the script (I'm more likely to have a threesome with Kate Upton and Katee Owens on the moon in 10 minutes than that being a reality), he wouldn't do so with fricking Justin Beiber in mind. And even if Goyer went full retard, it would require the entire managing body of Warner Brothers Studios going on the worst acid trip known to man for them to even remotely consider having Justin Beiber play a significant role in arguably their biggest movie of the next 5 years.

Posted by Froman
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 2:27 am to
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Never seen a copy of a script with only a last name across it. Always been first and last.


I've had a couple of scripts with just my last name on it.
Posted by RonBurgundy
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 3:08 am to


Based on "The Dark Knight Falls" by Frank Miller?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 3:52 am to
Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 6:31 am to
frick I hope he gets it just to see how butt hurt everyone gets
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14414 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 7:00 am to
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I see what you did there.


don't think you're the first by calling it.

the news reports are already full of people talking about Funny or Die.



Maybe because he tweeted "I'm off to do something funny...or die" a few hours before this.

Some of you people can't be this gullible. OML I'm looking at you
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 9:39 am to
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Some of you people can't be this gullible. OML I'm looking at you



I didn't believe it, just the thought of Bieber being involved in anything I love sends me into an absolute rage.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48693 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 9:39 am to
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frick I hope he gets it just to see how butt hurt everyone gets
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 10:48 am to
"BIEBER"

Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 10:51 am to
This is going to be Catwoman 2.0
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 9/14/13 at 10:57 am to
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This is going to be Catwoman 2.0


made joke, didn't read thread.
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