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Jurassic World Dominion is one of the worst movies I've ever seen

Posted on 9/9/22 at 12:07 am
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 12:07 am
Didn't see it in theaters, saw an extended edition was on Peacock now. That movie was shite. Waste of time. Completely devoid of any soul or logic. Incredible CGI though.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
16883 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 12:55 am to
‘Nope’ was much worse
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50228 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 12:58 am to
It was better than the second Jurassic World and a decent wrap up to the series.
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
2433 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 7:05 am to
It was bad but I enjoyed it. I wished they would just make a movie about the dinosaurs and not some crazy plot or scheme.

Simple dinosaurs escape, terrorize, have to stop them
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30525 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 7:12 am to
frick out of here it’s definitely not
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83922 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 7:18 am to
It was full of fan bait but it’s hardly a bad movie. They tried to fit in a lot but they did a good job considering.

Worst movies ever? Suicide Squad, Batman vs Superman
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 7:31 am to
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‘Nope’ was much worse

Nope sucked. JWD sucked harder.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24593 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 7:34 am to
The franchise never should have gone past the 2nd movie.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14249 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 8:28 am to
Bad. In previous JP movies they have huge guns on trucks etc. to battle against some of the larger dinosaurs. In this one they have a 12 inch long stun gun.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150501 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:27 am to
quote:

It was full of fan bait but it’s hardly a bad movie.

Disagree completely. It was not good at all. It did manage to get a little better in the second half once they got to the sanctuary, but that's mainly because there was nowhere to go but up after how bad the first half was.

There were just so many things about it that either sucked or made no sense whatsoever logically (or realistically).
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35666 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 9:28 am to
Biggest pile of dog shite movie I’ve seen in a long time and I saw that latest Dr. Strange movie.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39545 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 10:25 am to
I had similar thoughts watching the same version you did.

It was a bad B-movie Bond film for a weird 45 minute period wrapping up in Malta with the villian with her laser pointer. The movie somewhat recovered after that.

That cheesy bad girl during that part we are given no real reason to care about and then she's gone from the film. And what was up with the guys still watching/gambling on fights while the giant dinosaurs are rumbling around?

Oh, the two dinosaurs chomping on that guy's arms while Owen extracts information was also stupidly funny.

ETA: forgot how they tried to make that villian cool by her calmly walking out of a firefight. It had to be purposefully campy.
This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 10:45 am
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22151 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Worst movies ever? Suicide Squad, Batman vs Superman




I've seen wayyyyyyyy worse.
Posted by mrservon
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
438 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 12:45 pm to
While Jurassic World Dominion was pretty terrible, the titlebelt of "worst movie I have ever seen" goes to Bad Boys for Life.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15327 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 1:54 pm to
I love the Jurassic franchise and I’ll admit this and FK were just bad. I probably won’t rewatch either. I liked Jurassic World but the last 2 movies have shite on the original film and Chrichton’s work. At least JP3 is a fun B movie.
Posted by jumbo
Franklin
Member since Dec 2011
4577 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 3:39 pm to
I was so confused by Dodgson constant state of "confusion" and Goldblum seemed like someone acting like Goldblum playing Malcolm
Posted by gobnugget
If you
Member since Dec 2020
842 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 4:46 pm to
What an original thought that deserved yet another thread.
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7795 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 4:51 pm to
Ol lady wanted to watch it. She fell asleep 45 mins in. Damn her.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51215 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 6:19 pm to
I like how Jeff Golblum's character was making fun of the movie.

"You made a promise to a dinosaur?"
This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 6:21 pm
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8567 posts
Posted on 9/9/22 at 6:25 pm to
For so many reasons I wish Chrichton had lived. His imagination would have taken this initial theme of him and parsed it out into a series for the ages with just enough CGI to surprise us in the least predictable places.
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