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re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:44 am to Pettifogger
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:44 am to Pettifogger
quote:
Most of Paul Rudd's lines in FSM
“You’re that guy from Kaiser Permanente!” Gets me every time.
Seth Roger from 40 yr old virgin: “you know who I thought was the hottest, and you’re gonna think I’m crazy....Gina!”
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:52 am to Tiger1242
completely random
transylvania 6-5000
Gil Turner: Do you smell perfume?
Jack Harrison: Yes. I know what was in this room.
Gil Turner: What?
Jack Harrison: The Creature from Estee Lauder.
transylvania 6-5000
Gil Turner: Do you smell perfume?
Jack Harrison: Yes. I know what was in this room.
Gil Turner: What?
Jack Harrison: The Creature from Estee Lauder.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:52 am to Tiger1242
Kingpin
“- Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
- Ishmael: You have a monkey?”
(talking to Roy, referring to his hook hand)
“- Claudia: It must be hard to spank your monkey.
- Ishmael: You have a monkey?”
(talking to Roy, referring to his hook hand)
Posted on 5/13/20 at 7:54 am to AZTiger7072
From Splash
Eugene Levy is talking to Tom Hanks on the beach as the two goof ball brothers Levy has hired to help him look for the mermaid are in the background loading gear very clumsily in to the boat. Levy says something like “just me and the idiot twins here”
The brothers are walking by carrying something and one says “we’re not twins” with the dumbest look on his face.
Kills me every time.
Eugene Levy is talking to Tom Hanks on the beach as the two goof ball brothers Levy has hired to help him look for the mermaid are in the background loading gear very clumsily in to the boat. Levy says something like “just me and the idiot twins here”
The brothers are walking by carrying something and one says “we’re not twins” with the dumbest look on his face.
Kills me every time.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 8:53 am to Tiger1242
Anytime someone's going to the kitchen to get a drink or something and I need a refill, I use this line.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 8:57 am to Tiger1242
Random joke in the silent film Steamboat Bill Jr...
Buster Keaton is the foppish college son of the rough steamboat captain. The father is making him try on hats to replace the effeminate beret that Junior has been wearing.
During the scene of hat after hat being tried, there's a quick moment where the clerk puts Keaton's famous pork pie hat on his head (which is out of place for the setting and character). Keaton quickly snatches the hat off of his head and secrets it back to the clerk with a fast, character breaking look before going back to the ongoing gag.
Buster Keaton is the foppish college son of the rough steamboat captain. The father is making him try on hats to replace the effeminate beret that Junior has been wearing.
During the scene of hat after hat being tried, there's a quick moment where the clerk puts Keaton's famous pork pie hat on his head (which is out of place for the setting and character). Keaton quickly snatches the hat off of his head and secrets it back to the clerk with a fast, character breaking look before going back to the ongoing gag.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 9:27 am to Tiger1242
Warm Bodies - "Bitches, man"
Posted on 5/13/20 at 9:30 am to Tiger1242
Posted on 5/13/20 at 9:47 am to AZTiger7072
quote:
Christmas Vacation
Eddie: You surprised Clark?
Clark G: Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now
This movie has waaaaaay too many lines to quote.
"He worked really hard, Grandpa"
"So do washing machines."
Going back to the original:
Clark: "Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?"
Eddie: "Nothing but the best."
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 9:52 am
Posted on 5/13/20 at 9:52 am to indianswim
quote:
Anytime someone's going to the kitchen to get a drink or something and I need a refill, I use this line.
That whole spot between those two is great. That line wasn't even in the script also
Posted on 5/13/20 at 9:57 am to MorbidTheClown
that is suck a great fricking movie - i actually just found a copy on DVD
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:07 am to GeauxAggie972
quote:
That line wasn't even in the script also
Those are the best ones. I think I heard the same about "We landed on the moon!" from Dumb and Dumber.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:08 am to Tiger1242
My 2 favorites:
Something About Mary- after Matt Dillon crushes the retarded kids in flag football you can hear him off camera saying "Exceptional my arse!" The school van parked nearby with "Home for Exceptional Children" on the side.
Baby Mama- When Dax Shepard breaks up with Amy Poehler he is walking back to his car and points at the license plate and screams "My girl rocks?? My girl does NOT rock!" and jumps in the car.
Something About Mary- after Matt Dillon crushes the retarded kids in flag football you can hear him off camera saying "Exceptional my arse!" The school van parked nearby with "Home for Exceptional Children" on the side.
Baby Mama- When Dax Shepard breaks up with Amy Poehler he is walking back to his car and points at the license plate and screams "My girl rocks?? My girl does NOT rock!" and jumps in the car.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:14 am to Tiger1242
The Sopranos.
Christopher (Michael Imperioli) loses his shite in the bakery and ends up firing a shot at the clerk.
Clerk: YOU SHOT ME IN THE FOOT!
Christopher: It happens.
(Michael Imperioli played Spider in Goodfellas, who got shot in the foot.)
Christopher (Michael Imperioli) loses his shite in the bakery and ends up firing a shot at the clerk.
Clerk: YOU SHOT ME IN THE FOOT!
Christopher: It happens.
(Michael Imperioli played Spider in Goodfellas, who got shot in the foot.)
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:21 am to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Michael Imperioli played Spider in Goodfellas, who got shot in the foot
When Tommy shot him and Henry said he's dead, Tommy replied "I'm a good shot, what can I tell you, I'm a good shot". Then you can hear Anthony say "how can you miss from that distance!".
I always laugh at that.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:23 am to LSUPERMAN
whenever i get rid of something, and it somehow makes it back - I use the Will Ferrell line from the Goods - Aw Christ, the dildo's back!
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:47 am to Tiger1242
Pineapple Express. James Franco says “Safety first, then teamwork”. shite cracks me up every time
Posted on 5/13/20 at 10:49 am to Tiger1242
Posted on 5/13/20 at 11:28 am to Tiger1242
Waiter- "Muchos Gracias, Senor"
Fletch- "Tierra Del Fuego"
Fletch- "Tierra Del Fuego"
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:44 pm to Tiger1242
I also think anything that Doyle Hargraves says in Sling Blade is hilarious. F'd up, but hilarious.
This one takes the cake:
This one takes the cake:
quote:
Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shite in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
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