Posted by
Message
Tiger1242
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2011
28933 posts

Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
I’m not talking about common famous quotes or jokes, I’m talking about random lines in the background or just thrown out in a movie that cracks you up.

My son is obsess with Cars so i think I could quote the whole movie. Towards the end during the big race something surprising happens and a random RV fan in the infield says in a country accent

“Well dip me in axle grease an’ call me slick”

Image: https://y.yarn.co/edd3cd4e-290e-4666-911a-6f34f9d08c0d_100_h_6.gif


Funniest part of the movie


CocomoLSU
Penn State Fan
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
139069 posts
 Online 

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
40 Year Old Virgin is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. It’s in my top 7 comedies of all time. And the funniest line to me is so quick and by Seth Rogen, whom I borderline hate.

It’s when they are flirting with the bachelorette party ladies and he grabs the blue dildo. And he goes “It’s Dr. Seuss’s penis. I really mean this.” No idea why but the first time I heard it I busted out laughing hard. And it’s such a quick little line most people don’t even notice it. But it’s my favorite line in a completely hilarious and quotable movie.


Cosmo
Houston Astros Fan
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
102663 posts
 Online 

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
Dirty Work

I laugh my arse off when Norm talks about “latent homosexuality”

Also when he calls the cops and says “hey, REAL cops?”


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
110
Tbonepatron
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2013
4376 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
Mr President, the erection results are in...

I never really understood the Rogen line.


Kafka
USA Fan
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
111106 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
A mediocre movie called Greedy. Michael J. Fox vs. relatives waiting for an old man to die to inherit his money. The worst one is played by Phil Hartman. The two battle each other throughout the movie, and finally Hartman goes up to Fox and reads him the riot act, telling him straight out:

Image: https://i.gifer.com/Nc7.gif


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
120
Lawyered
Ole Miss Fan
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
11206 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
Big gulps huh?

Alright... welp see ya later


JumpingTheShark
USA Fan
America
Member since Nov 2012
19502 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
Pretty much anything Michael Keaton says in “The Other Guys”

Also the guy in dawn of the dead talking to Tom Savini that goes “Yeah.....trucks”
This post was edited on 5/12 at 7:13 pm


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
170
TigerLunatik
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
53835 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
I love in Dodgeball when Peter is talking to Lance Armstrong and you hear over the TV that Average Joe's isn't on the court and Pepper says "their absence is noticeable." Gets me every time.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
260
Bustedsack
Ole Miss Fan
Member since Dec 2017
4084 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
"Hey McFly....you Irish bug."


Every single time.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
32
RLDSC FAN
Southern Cal Fan
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
38363 posts
 Online 

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
quote:

Big gulps huh?

Alright... welp see ya later


Came here to post this


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
30
JustLivinTheDream
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2017
1712 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies


Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6512 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
C/V from Hawgnsincebirth55's Superbad thread.

There’s a throw-away line that kills me when they’re with McLovin at the bar.

Rogen & Hader are talking about Bill’s ex being a whore and meeting his new S.O. at paintball.

Between pulls of beer Seth says “yeah, you’ll meet her".
This post was edited on 5/12 at 7:48 pm


TigerLunatik
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
53835 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
quote:

“yeah, you’ll meet her."

That's a really good one. Always noticed that one too. I love these kind of understated lines. One of my all time favs is from Talledega Nights. Ricky asks Cal why he wants the TV and the stereo on at the same time. Cal says "because I like to party."


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
190
CocomoLSU
Penn State Fan
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
139069 posts
 Online 

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
quote:

I never really understood the Rogen line

It’s just all of them trying to be funny to impress the girls. And he’s almost like trying to rap/rhyme. It’s just so stupid and out of nowhere it cracks me up.


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
20
JoeKaneESU
McNeese State Fan
Southwest Louisiana
Member since Apr 2020
51 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
LT. Commander Block - “How are ya, sir”?
Admiral Benson - “Hawaii? Gosh dang it, Bill! I’m suppose to be in California.”
Pretty much anything with Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots.


Corso
Florida State Fan
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
2178 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
40
Pettifogger
Atlanta Braves Fan
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
61794 posts
 Online 

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
"What the frick is the internet?" (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Most of Paul Rudd's lines in FSM


Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
7910 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
this is erotic as hell from the watch-jonah hill


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
31
TigerFanatic99
Chicago Cubs Fan
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
16119 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
Everything Gru says in Dispicable Me 2 and 3.

"Alright Mr. Sheep's butt"

"She's a nutjob!"


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
01
molsusports
Ohio State Fan
Member since Jul 2004
31122 posts

re: Hilarious random obscure lines from movies
From A Perfect World - Kevin Costner of all people gets off a one-liner that busted me up because of the setup.

Costner the felon and the little boy he abducted stopped at a rural dinner and end up busting up and robbing the place. The waitress is yelling angrily at them as they get in their getaway car. Costner notices of course and just replies "You ain't friendly" (there was a wooden sign bragging about the friendly service)


Replies (0)
Replies (0)
61
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 6next pagelast page

Back to top

logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram