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Finally watched Last of the Mohicans

Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:12 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:12 am
Why do so many people say this is a good movie? There's zero chemistry between Hawkeye and Cora but suddenly he's willing to be burned alive to save her. Apparently to fall madly in love with someone in the 1700s you just had to stare at each other back and forth for about 45 minutes until you finally make out and then it's official.

The fight scenes are a joke and poorly choreographed. At one point Hawkeye is fighting a savage, he gets him on the ground and slaps him in the face with a tomahawk. Not with the sharp part, he lightly slaps the guy in the face with the flat part of the tomahawk and the guy dies instantly. Such attention to detail, no wonder they had to push back the realease by a few months.

Don't even get me started on the script. "Stay alive, no matter what occurs!"

Daniel Day-Lewis is my favorite actor but I was disappointed with him here. I read that he lived in the wilderness for a month to prepare for the role. All he fricking does is run through the woods. What am I missing here?
Posted by GoldenSombrero
Member since Sep 2010
2651 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:18 am to
I’ll set the O/U of downvotes at 100.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37241 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:21 am to
I only have but one downvote to give....
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51235 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Stonehog


Posted by south bama tiger
Member since May 2008
6646 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:25 am to
The ending and score is awesome and memorable but other than that, it's a pretty forgettable movie.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51235 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:29 am to
quote:

The ending and score is awesome and memorable but other than that, it's a pretty forgettable movie.


I'm a sucker for the Blue Ridge Mountains.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115394 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:30 am to
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Why do so many people say this is a good movie?


I wanted to come back with a long retort, but I'll simply say:

kill yourself
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58543 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:34 am to
Have my down vote too.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:39 am to
quote:

I wanted to come back with a long retort, but I'll simply say:

kill yourself


Good performances? Nope.

Cinematography? LOL

The score? Snooze.

I guess the scenery was nice. Not sure how pretty trees make it a good movie though.
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
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Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:41 am to
Posted by RuLSU
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2007
8058 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:50 am to
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The ending and score is awesome

The whole movie is just a preamble to that ending, IMO, but that ending is as good as any I've ever seen.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:00 pm to
By far the most well deserved downvote in tigerdroppings history. Way to go. Can't imagine what shite movies you like if you don't like this one.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33328 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:03 pm to
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Can't imagine what shite movies you like if you don't like this one.


Really? What's good about this movie?
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22709 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Stonehog




Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:07 pm to


And then I will fight you.
Posted by Stonehog
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Member since Aug 2011
33328 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:07 pm to
Damn, not a single person giving any reason why this movie is supposed to be good.
Posted by Will Munny
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
3075 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Stonehog


That is sedition!
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:19 pm to
Who's up voting this?
Posted by KingSlayer
Member since May 2015
2854 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 12:21 pm to
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