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LasVegasTiger
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Favorite Bobby Hill quotes

I have been rewatching King of The Hill and forgot about this line from Bobby while caddying for Buck.



What are some other greats from Bobby?


rebelrouser
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"I don't know you. That's my purse!" Favorite episode ever.


facher08
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Hoops
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My top 3 were the first 3 posts. Well done


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Zap Rowsdower
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“You’re not letting me read the book I like. Mom is making you read a book you don’t like. That’s what the elves call ‘Justice of the Unicorn.’”


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SouthEasternKaiju
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“I don't know you. That's my purse!"

First line that I thought of too.


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BCLA
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I'm a little worried about being a slut.


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NEMizzou
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Technically not a Bobby quote but I've said this more times than I can count...



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RoyalAir
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Detroit
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quote:

What should someone from Phoenix be called


Looked for the bit, and couldn't find it. But Louis CK used to have a joke about this, is all.


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SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
1129 posts

Hank - "By the way, I accidentally picked up an extra bucket of chicken if you guys are interested."

Bobby - "How do you know it’s extra yet?”

ALSO

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee.
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texn
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A Menace to Sobriety
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The "That's my purse, I don't know you" line is great too.
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SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
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“Mom, I’m fat, but big deal. I don’t feel bad about it. You never made me feel bad about it. And just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it doesn’t mean I have to. So Bobby Hill’s fat. Eh.”


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Fewer Kilometers
LA-Lafayette Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Calling Hank and Peg after they forget to pick Bobby up:

"I'm at the Get In/Get Out! I hope you're happy. I'm watching prostitutes buy panty hose!"


HeLeakin
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Member since May 2014
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HANK: Hey there, Bobby. I guess they found a cure for the cooties?
BOBBY: I don't know. What are cooties?
HANK: Well, when I was a boy, that's what they called the germs you got from girls.
BOBBY: Oh, you mean like chlamydia?


Fewer Kilometers
LA-Lafayette Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
34260 posts

Watching Lou Ann's male roommate shave his legs for bicycling:

Bobby: Hmmmm, so boys can shave their legs too.

Hank: Peggy!
Peg: Bobby!
Bobby: Sorry. :(


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A Menace to Sobriety
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Jun 2018
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quote:

Calling Hank and Peg after they forget to pick Bobby up:

"I'm at the Get In/Get Out! I hope you're happy. I'm watching prostitutes buy panty hose!"


Saw that episode the other day.


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