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Favorite Bobby Hill quotes

Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:05 am
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:05 am
I have been rewatching King of The Hill and forgot about this line from Bobby while caddying for Buck.



What are some other greats from Bobby?
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10566 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:08 am to
"I don't know you. That's my purse!" Favorite episode ever.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:16 am to
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:20 am to
Posted by Hoops
LA
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6511 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:25 am to
My top 3 were the first 3 posts. Well done
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:26 am to
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13210 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:34 am to
“You’re not letting me read the book I like. Mom is making you read a book you don’t like. That’s what the elves call ‘Justice of the Unicorn.’”
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 9:44 am to
“I don't know you. That's my purse!"

First line that I thought of too.
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
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8053 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:04 am to
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
Posted by NEMizzou
Columbia MO
Member since Nov 2013
1369 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:15 am to
Technically not a Bobby quote but I've said this more times than I can count...

Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:08 am to
quote:

What should someone from Phoenix be called


Looked for the bit, and couldn't find it. But Louis CK used to have a joke about this, is all.
Posted by nes2010
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:19 am to
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:42 am to
Hank - "By the way, I accidentally picked up an extra bucket of chicken if you guys are interested."

Bobby - "How do you know it’s extra yet?”

ALSO

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 11:44 am
Posted by texn
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:50 am to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:57 am to


The "That's my purse, I don't know you" line is great too.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 11:58 am
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:07 pm to
“Mom, I’m fat, but big deal. I don’t feel bad about it. You never made me feel bad about it. And just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it doesn’t mean I have to. So Bobby Hill’s fat. Eh.”
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
35999 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:15 pm to
Calling Hank and Peg after they forget to pick Bobby up:

"I'm at the Get In/Get Out! I hope you're happy. I'm watching prostitutes buy panty hose!"
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3299 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:17 pm to
HANK: Hey there, Bobby. I guess they found a cure for the cooties?
BOBBY: I don't know. What are cooties?
HANK: Well, when I was a boy, that's what they called the germs you got from girls.
BOBBY: Oh, you mean like chlamydia?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
35999 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:21 pm to
Watching Lou Ann's male roommate shave his legs for bicycling:

Bobby: Hmmmm, so boys can shave their legs too.

Hank: Peggy!
Peg: Bobby!
Bobby: Sorry. :(
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28902 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Calling Hank and Peg after they forget to pick Bobby up:

"I'm at the Get In/Get Out! I hope you're happy. I'm watching prostitutes buy panty hose!"


Saw that episode the other day.
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