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Can I get a large black coffee?
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:01 pm
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Role Models
This movie sneaks up on you. But damn does it work. The humor is old school subtle.
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Role Models
This movie sneaks up on you. But damn does it work. The humor is old school subtle.
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Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:13 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Agree. Very good.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 10:18 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
The clips and quotes of that scene always stop short. The point of the scene is that the guy is an annoying dick. His girlfriend later explains that they call it a venti because it’s 20 oz. It’s not till later in the movie that he stops being a condescending prick.
And it’s a great movie.
And it’s a great movie.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 11:08 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Really? Says who? Fellini?
May be my favorite line in the whole movie.
Role Models is great.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 4:58 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:02 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Elizabeth Banks 
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:02 am to Fewer Kilometers
I guess I must be an annoying dick too, then, because things like that make me just as angry as they made him. Like places that refuse to call their portion sizes small, medium, and large. It makes me want to tear my hair out. Reminds me of the bit from Animaniacs when Doctor Scratchansniff goes to the movies.
DOC: I’d like a small popcorn, please.
KID BEHIND COUNTER: Uh, we don’t have small.
DOC: Then what do you have?
KID: We have large, chubby, and extra chubby!
DOC: Then wouldn’t that make a large a small?
KID: Uh... I’ll have to ask my manager.
DOC: I’d like a small popcorn, please.
KID BEHIND COUNTER: Uh, we don’t have small.
DOC: Then what do you have?
KID: We have large, chubby, and extra chubby!
DOC: Then wouldn’t that make a large a small?
KID: Uh... I’ll have to ask my manager.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:07 am to TheTideMustRoll
school boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fricked her.
and
Augie Farks: Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." You know what I say to the naysayers? I say "Nay! I am not embarrassed." "I will fight." "Who the frick is Marvin Hamlisch?"
Danny: He wrote the music for The Sting.
Wheeler: That's a good movie.
2 of my fav lines in that film.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fricked her.
and
Augie Farks: Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." You know what I say to the naysayers? I say "Nay! I am not embarrassed." "I will fight." "Who the frick is Marvin Hamlisch?"
Danny: He wrote the music for The Sting.
Wheeler: That's a good movie.
2 of my fav lines in that film.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 9:08 am
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:15 am to Thracken13
The little kid was brutally good!
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:22 am to Badman
great movie all around. Sean Willam Scott also killed it in the Rundown as well. i think that was also the rock's first kinda serious movie.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:23 am to Thracken13
Jane Lynch popping the hot dog out the bagel is fricking hilarious in that movie.
You know what i used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine.
You know what i used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:26 am to Breesus
quote:
Jane Lynch popping the hot dog out the bagel is fricking hilarious in that movie.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:59 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
"To sleep, perchance to dream."
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:30 pm to 3nOut
Just watching these GIFs has me wanting to watch this movie again this week 
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:37 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Good morrow.
Shut it. Reindeer games.
Shut it. Reindeer games.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 1:38 pm
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