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Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Screaming Panis
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2017
205 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:07 pm
Why does no one ever start a thread for this show. This episode is going to be great. Can’t wait for Colton to jump the fence
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:17 pm to
Probably because the show has gotten stale, boring, and repetitive.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145056 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:22 pm to
The only time I watched this was back in 2016 and I thought it was terrific trash television
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16825 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:24 pm to
How about we have a version of the bachelor where all the contestants speak a different language from the bachelor/bachelorette? All with different cultures. That should be interesting.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:27 pm to
I'd like to know how these people with jobs get 6-9 weeks paid vacation to compete on this show.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98453 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:49 pm to
how the frick do people watch this crap?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:50 pm to
Colton is gay AF
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

I'd like to know how these people with jobs get 6-9 weeks paid vacation to compete on this show.




Friend's brother was on a season, and he said the entire cast is pretty much a bunch of trust fund kids, or come from wealthy enough families that they don't have to worry about the money. And they get a stipend while on the show, but it's not much.

I've never had a job that would have allowed me to go on the show and expect my job to be there when I got back.
Posted by Sport Wood
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2006
703 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:22 pm to
Colton wanted to blow the ex bachelor dude they had on to give him moral support.
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:36 pm to
Colton is such a vagina, it makes me sick

He is portrayed as a strong alpha but he is actually a beta pussy. You can tell the fact he is a virgin dries the women up.

I know for a fact most of the women on the show don't want to actually win. They just are on the show to promote themselves and make a name for themselves.

I guarantee you whoever wins this season will reject Colton's proposal. Women don't like men who other women don't want, and the fact Colton is a virgin is a huge turn off for them.
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:45 pm to
My quick thoughts on the cast this season:

Alex B: Called her largemouth bass because her mouth is huge

Alex D: The first sign Colton was a loser. She was interesting with her sloth gimmick and not bad looking at all. The fact she took a gamble means she should have lasted longer

Angelique: Token minority. My uncle is a professional TV critic and said that the show was sued because not enough minorities advanced far enough in the show so they have to pick a certain number of minorities to advance each round.

Annie: Weird smile

Bri: Smoking hot, why he eliminated her so early I have no idea

Caelynn: I think she is gross to be honest with you and a major drama whore.

Caitlin: Another smoking hot girl he eliminated early. What is his problem. Meanwhile he keeps uglies around

Cassie: Very good looking, Colton will probably kick her off too

Catherine: Lay off the lip injections

Courtney: Looks like WWE's Sasha Banks but uglier

Demi: She is hot but you can tell she is a major bitch

Devin: Token minority

Elyse: Too old

Erika: Too old. Anyone older than 26 should not be on this show.

Erin: Tiny mouth

Hannah B: Will not age well and seems to be stradling a fine line between fat and not fat. Also looks ugly without makeup

Hannah G: Smoking hot but you can tell she is in this for publicity

Heather: bullshite she has never been kissed, horse gums

Jane: Who? She got like no camera time

Katie: Token minority with a massive nose

Kirpa: Token Indian

Laura: Too old and also has a large mouth

Nicole: Token hispanic and just plain ugly for a Cuban

Nina: Who?

Onyeka: Token minority who is a bitch

Revian: fricking gross. Asians should not dye their hair blonde

Sydney: Too old

Tazhjuan: LOL.

Tayshia: Not bad for a black woman but still token minority

Tracy: Gross
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 12:33 am to
****spoilers******



















quote:

I guarantee you whoever wins this season will reject Colton's proposal


You're a pretty smart dude, and that answer is already out there, and you were right.
















Also, this dude was dating Aly Raisman and didnt smash... frick....
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 12:35 am
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 7:40 am to
I just read spoilers for the rest of the entire season on Reality Steve's site.

Can't wait to see how it plays out on tv.

And wonder how many times Chris Harrison will say

"On the MOST DRAMATIC Bachelor everrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 7:41 am
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:08 am to
quote:

You're a pretty smart dude, and that answer is already out there, and you were right.



I predicted the same thing... Colton is way too much of a mangina. Women want an emotional rock(i.e. emotionally strong) and this guy comes across as the opposite, emotionally weak and soft.

I also agree that most women on this show don't want to win. Look at the 20 other Bachelors in this show's history. I think only 1 of 20 is still with the girl he picked.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:37 am to
quote:

I also agree that most women on this show don't want to win.



This isn't exclusive to the women that go on this show. The guys aren't really interested in marriage either.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Colton is way too much of a mangina. Women want an emotional rock(i.e. emotionally strong) and this guy comes across as the opposite, emotionally weak and soft.


I noticed that last night. He cries as much as some of these chicks
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:05 pm to
The Bachelor picks a gay guy for it and he doesn't end up with anyone. Who didn't see that coming.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:20 pm to
Colton is breaking up with girls and they're friend zoning him while he's doing it

COME OUT COLTON
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