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Anyone see Fifty Shades Freed???

Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:00 am
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80157 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:00 am
Taking my SO tonight. Wonder if it get me some tonight
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77921 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:02 am to
of course. women are predictable.

eta turn her onto some lesbo-pornhub action instead. cheaper and faster.
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 11:03 am
Posted by Jester
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Member since Feb 2006
34235 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 12:43 pm to
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eta turn her onto some lesbo-pornhub action instead. cheaper and faster.


Yeah, and the acting is often better in old porn on VHS than you get from that chick.
Posted by SPEEDY
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83331 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 12:56 pm to
Friends of my wife, (no pics of either), went last night to a showing around 10:30 pm and they told her that someone brought their kid to the same showing. Said the kid was like 4 or 5
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
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Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:01 pm to
yes, easily best movie of 2018
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:04 pm to
Will not be seeing this one since I am single now. But I saw the last one with my ex like the day it came out and some middle aged lady in there was going insane the entire time. Wouldn't shut up about how she had already seen it twice and was legit orgasming the first time it showed Christian Grey.

Her husband was sunk so low in his chair. I honestly felt bad for him.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26962 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:19 pm to
That movie is a man-pass/Hall pass. Whatever you want to call it. I work Saturday morning or I’d be out myself.

I can’t go with the wife. I’d just mock the movie the whole fricking time. “You know that’s not how this plays out right?” “You know she’d be found in a 55 gallon drum with the other ones right?”

Lol. Women. The abused guy who ends up into S&M but does not kill. That happens.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98699 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:22 pm to
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yes, easily best movie of 2018


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Carson123987


Damn Carson, is there a movie you don't like? You're always praising everything and overlooking obvious flaws.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:23 pm to
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I can’t go with the wife. I’d just mock the movie the whole fricking time. “You know that’s not how this plays out right?” “You know she’d be found in a 55 gallon drum with the other ones right?”


Google /why do women like 50 shades of grey/ for insight into the female psyche and how to exploit it.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35429 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:31 pm to
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Friends of my wife, (no pics of either), went last night to a showing around 10:30 pm and they told her that someone brought their kid to the same showing. Said the kid was like 4 or 5


Some parents are either just selfish or plain stupid.

I've seen women drag kids into horror matinees like Insiduous or The Conjuring - probably just the Nanny who wanted to see the movie and had to take the kids but damn, stop being so selfish, see the movie when you aren't on the job...or if you're the parents, hire a babysitter.
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 1:33 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26962 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 1:56 pm to
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Google /why do women like 50 shades of grey/ for insight into the female psyche and how to exploit it.


To murder them???


Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 2:00 pm to
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To murder them???


That's up to you.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45152 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 3:27 pm to
It could be worse.

Mine dragged me to watch Burlesque with her.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36105 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 3:49 pm to
I would almost welcome my wife seeing Fifty Shades movies. At least it would be a small reprieve from Law & Order or HG TV.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7617 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 6:37 pm to
cool story. I went with 2 girls to see crossroads in theater, and at the beginning when brittney spears said she was a virgin i let out a loud HA!! and the whole theater was rolling. I felt like the frickin man the rest of the evening.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:30 pm to
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Google /why do women like 50 shades of grey/ for insight into the female psyche and how to exploit it.


Don't need to Google. It's not complicated. They like it for the same reason men like James Bond. Pure escapist fantasy. 95% of women who never tried the scene before but were inspired by the books/movies to test the waters will be over the whole thing after three or so experimental sessions with their significant other. They'll then go on with their lives and find something new to turn them on.
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 10:31 pm
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 2/15/18 at 11:23 am to







Same thing, it's free on Showtime, and it's got Riley Reid.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/15/18 at 12:02 pm to
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Don't need to Google. It's not complicated


Lolno. There’s a bit more to it than the simple curiosity you went on to posit.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 2/15/18 at 6:56 pm to
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Lolno. There’s a bit more to it than the simple curiosity you went on to posit


Er, that's not what I went on to posit.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/15/18 at 9:17 pm to
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Er, that's not what I went on to posit.


Whatever you believe you said, there's more to it than you posited. FFS.

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