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A reminder that Luke Skywalker is a literal ISIS terrorist
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:45 pm
frick that mass murdering, evil son of a bitch who enjoyed sending millions of people to their deaths and being the lynchpin of the most destructive war in galactic history.
He did it all for his sad religion too.
Anyone who likes Luke or thinks he’s a hero is a cuck
He did it all for his sad religion too.
Anyone who likes Luke or thinks he’s a hero is a cuck
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 8:46 pm
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Posted on 2/5/19 at 8:51 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Impressive amount of kills he racked up.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:47 pm to Loaner1231
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Impressive amount of kills he racked up.
Kill one man, they call you a murderer. Kill millions of men, they call you a conqueror.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:51 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Rebel scum
Posted on 2/5/19 at 9:55 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Allahu Ackbar
Posted on 2/5/19 at 10:11 pm to MaroonMonsoon
This is such a hot take! So original! NOOOOOO one has EVER voiced this opinion...EVER!!!!
Posted on 2/5/19 at 10:14 pm to MaroonMonsoon
The Empire did nothing wrong.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 11:14 pm to MaroonMonsoon
Was he in a group called ISIS? No, he isn’t a LITERAL ISIS terrorist. Dumbass
Posted on 2/5/19 at 11:20 pm to UncleRuckus
He kills people in the name of his radical Jedi religion
Dude is an ISIS member
Dude is an ISIS member
Posted on 2/5/19 at 11:20 pm to MaroonMonsoon
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the most destructive war in galactic history.
Isn't this the Clone Wars rather than Galactic Civil War?
Posted on 2/5/19 at 11:21 pm to UASports23
No. The galactic civil war still isn’t over for one thing.
Posted on 2/5/19 at 11:28 pm to DanglingFury
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Kill one man, they call you a murderer. Kill millions of men, they call you a conqueror.
Kill em all, you're a god.
Posted on 2/6/19 at 12:19 am to MaroonMonsoon
Posted on 2/6/19 at 12:55 am to MaroonMonsoon
Posted on 2/6/19 at 7:03 am to MaroonMonsoon
Posted on 2/6/19 at 7:57 am to MaroonMonsoon
quote:
RANDAL: You know what else I noticed in Jedi?
DANTE: There's more?
RANDAL: So they build another Death Star, right?
DANTE: Yeah.
RANDAL: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
DANTE: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
RANDAL: And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
DANTE: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
RANDAL: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
DANTE: And you figured it out?
RANDAL: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
DANTE: Basically.
RANDAL: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
DANTE: And the second time around...?
RANDAL: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
DANTE: So?
RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
DANTE: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
RANDAL: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed-casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. **notices Dante's confusion** All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
This post was edited on 2/6/19 at 8:02 am
Posted on 2/6/19 at 8:11 am to MaroonMonsoon
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Dude is an ISIS member
He was a member of the Islamic State of Iraq and Levant?
Posted on 2/6/19 at 8:19 am to Wayne Campbell
From reading this intelligent discussion, thats what I gather.
Posted on 2/6/19 at 8:34 am to jeffsdad
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From reading this intelligent discussion, thats what I gather.
Mostly I'm impressed (and a little suspicious) that George Lucas had the foresight to include a militant religious terrorist group from 30 years in the future in his Sci-Fi epic set a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Posted on 2/6/19 at 8:44 am to MaroonMonsoon
"Those rebel scum threw all the tea I sent them into the harbor, tarred & feathered the deckhands that unloaded the shipment, burned the nearby houses of my Loyalists and refused to pay the tea taxes I imposed on them. Next thing you know, they'll be recruiting mercenary pirates to aid their rebellion."
-King George III
-King George III
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